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Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#126: Mar 8th 2017 at 8:03:38 PM

You mean you don't know?

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#127: Mar 9th 2017 at 4:56:19 AM

Ok, just sit down. This is going to take a lot of NSFW explaing that goes far past the "abstinence only" bullshit prudish Protestants insist be taught. I'm about to teach you what a Catholic has to say about sex.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#128: Mar 9th 2017 at 5:02:24 AM

Hmm... You like to read?

I hand a copy of the Kama Sutra.

Long live the New Bev.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#129: Mar 9th 2017 at 6:09:56 AM

Oh, shit. This may take a while.

"We be we baby!"
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#130: Mar 9th 2017 at 8:34:38 AM

Aren't you a mom? You should already know just how much pregnancy sucks.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#131: Mar 9th 2017 at 8:36:13 AM

Hmmm, I know! (Hands over puberty books)

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#132: Mar 15th 2017 at 11:54:07 AM

It's like carrying a child on your back, except you do that with your wife.
edited 15th Mar '17 11:43:37 AM by Sayaka

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#133: Mar 15th 2017 at 11:58:29 AM

Umm...

How old are you?

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#134: Mar 15th 2017 at 5:25:03 PM

You seem like you should know, if you don't, go ask that Zippy-Zappy-Angel-Eyes guy.

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#135: Mar 15th 2017 at 5:57:09 PM

Again, how would either of you not know?

kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#136: Mar 15th 2017 at 6:07:02 PM

I have no idea how your reproductive system works.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#137: Mar 15th 2017 at 11:15:37 PM

Umm, it's something the boys at your school want to have with you.

"We be we baby!"
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#138: Mar 16th 2017 at 7:15:47 PM

I just toss a biology text book at it and tell to read the sections on "genetics", "reproduction", and "anatomy".

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#140: Mar 17th 2017 at 3:37:58 PM

Anabelle, you might need a lesson on what boys and girls do when they're alone and no one else is watching.

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#141: Mar 27th 2017 at 4:29:33 AM

...I feel like you should have heard about this in school by now.

...I ain't gonna tell you, though. I don't think you're an adult. I'd feel mega skeezy.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#142: Mar 27th 2017 at 7:01:12 AM

Critic, you should know by now!

"We be we baby!"
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#143: Mar 28th 2017 at 7:38:42 AM

Aah... you're one of those Gals!

Yeah, dunnae how to put this...

Long live the New Bev.
kouta Everything's gonna happy! from the details Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Everything's gonna happy!
#144: Mar 31st 2017 at 8:10:38 PM

Georgia, that's called an orgasm. Do I have to teach you everything?

I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#145: Mar 31st 2017 at 8:22:30 PM

basically, you will be "gonna happy".

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fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#146: Mar 31st 2017 at 8:42:05 PM

Um, so...

I thought you already knew! You used to be human, right?

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CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#147: Mar 31st 2017 at 9:03:08 PM

Aren't you a bit old for asking that question?

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#148: Mar 31st 2017 at 9:04:03 PM

I'm sure you're old enough to know, but... (Goes on to Explain it)

(Shantae is old enough, isn't she?)

BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#149: Mar 31st 2017 at 9:24:26 PM

Awright Nakuls, lissen. You do da secks by plow-plowing the other guy.

Gotit?

Long live the New Bev.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#150: Apr 1st 2017 at 1:12:32 AM

You...

You're 4Kids.

That would require you to drastically change everything about yourself, considering your dubs.

All I can tell is that it's required to make children, which usually happens between a man and a woman.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.

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