Finished the update-
I will add that to the next one!
see you, space cowboy.
>Go down the ladder and explore my surroundings.
>While I'm at it, try to remember what happened prior to waking up. It's not too often cruise ships materialize on deserted islands.
edited 20th Nov '16 4:26:45 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
straight up just a bear
>Look around, where am I?
> finally wake up
> scream, stand up quickly, and demand to know who's poking me with a stick
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
Transcender of Gender
>Roll into a ball and cry myself back to sleep
>Stave off the impending shock and panic
>Before investigating the scream I look down at myself to see if there's any injuries to my being, and to see if my hoodie and jeans are still in one piece.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Look around.
>My other 4 belongings are a backpack, a big matchbook that is full, a large roll of duct tape, and 40 ft. of steel cable. Everything that is not the backpack or the Keyblade (which I can obviously summon and dismiss, but which has no magic or abilities beyond basic functions) is in the backpack.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Don't step on the flowers.
> Leave the cabin to search for other survivors.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
> Grumble a bit about missing the buffet.
>Grab your glasses, because you're not gonna leave your room without em
>Also take your water bottle, your phone, your "LARP sword" (really just a pipe with styrofoam taped to it), and a bag for all your stuff. (A fifth item will be added once I know the bag doesnt count)
>Check your window, if you have one.
>Recall knowledge or memories of the cruise.
edited 20th Nov '16 4:49:43 PM by StarBee
> Ignore it.
> Attempt to ascend to the deck level.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
>Wake up with the immediate intent of ruining everything and instilling regret and despair.
>Let people know how much you love them.
>Unless they're actively trying to hurt you; then, literally rip off your clothes to reveal the scars on your arms, legs, and left nipple, and scream "You asshole" into their face(s).
edited 20th Nov '16 4:53:06 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Sed awakens, looking around, before realizing that thankfully, they seem to be in their room.
Unthankfully, the door seems to be wedged shut, though the window is ajar.
Five items are with them. What are they?
On the other side of the door, crunching noises can be heard.
Bacon Zorp begins to carefully clamber down the ladder, as they notice a figure clambering up onto the deck.
As they ponder what to do, they ask themselves how the boat crashed, as they call up the last memory, of a certain writer screaming at the top of his lungs, and moving the steering wheel.
Golg awakens, screaming, as they demand to know who's-
"Ποιος είσαι?" The smaller figure asks, as he prods Golg with the stick, tribal mask showing under his red hood.
The large tree-man thing gazes at Golg, while the red robed figure continues to repeat himself.
>Whizzerd curls up into a ball, and realizes their true calling as SANIC DE HEDGEHOG-
Whizzerd staves off the shock and panic, as they check themselves. No sign of any injuries, thank goodness.
Towards the boat they go!
Zero looks around, spotting no one but Hazma, before a piece of fruit is dislodged by his weight, landing near Hazma.
Revy leaves, just in time to notice Cathy headed up to the deck. They take a step and-
A squelching sound is heard, as Revy looks down to notice Cabe lying there, mouth wide open, torrents of...Tomato Sauce, around him. Yep, tomato sauce.
Crunching noises can still be heard from downstairs.
Starb gets her glasses and her bag, containing four items, and an unnamed fifth item, before checking the window to find... Ocean on her side. Though the waves seem pretty small.
As Starb recalls the cruise, the last thing she'd recall would be a stormy storm. Ooh.
Cathy ignores the door which Revy is behind, and the crunching noises, as she ascends, noting a man descending from a ladder, a short distance away.
Hazma takes the fruit, and begins to look around for animals.
—-
Truly Deceptive awakes, in his usual mood, as he looks around, only to find that no one is in the immediate vicinity to cause regret or despair to! Darn.
Nearby, he hears an odd dialect, in this big jungle.
Cabe meanwhile, hovers above his own corpse, as a ghost, for the moment, as he hears something. Some sort of muttering? He can listen to it, or be a ghostly ghost.
edited 20th Nov '16 5:32:54 PM by RandomWriter413
*Vague plotting intensifies*
>Say hi to Hamza, and get down from the tree.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
straight up just a bear
>I have my phone, a notebook, a pen, a pack of cigarettes, and a lighter.
>Look outside the window and see if it's save to jump out.
edited 20th Nov '16 5:36:03 PM by Sedmikrasky
> Well that explains what's up with the power. Probably.
> Check outside your cabin.
> If there is nothing interesting there, head to the deck to see if we're still going anywhere.
> The fifth item is your supersecret daydream journal, obviously. Not that anyone knows that.
edited 20th Nov '16 5:41:00 PM by StarBee
Mila
> Is that ... Greek? Or are there more languages to learn once you're dead? Ah well, at least there's an afterlife, so that answers that question.
I need to update these things more often
At the heart of the world...
>You forgot me. I got bottompaged.
Red Like Santa
>Say hello to Zero. Team up.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
> Follow Cathy. Nothing could go wrong?
> Also, acquire my Rapier. I need something to defend myself with.
> Examine Cabe to make sure he's okay.
edited 20th Nov '16 5:51:17 PM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
@BMA: ((pretty sure you were included in the previous update))
At the heart of the world...
>Never mind, then.
>"Hey, who's screaming?!"
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It was in the last last update. Which is confusing and a little counterintuitive, but still.
edited 20th Nov '16 5:49:58 PM by BlackMageAnolis
*Vague plotting intensifies*
((He wasn't. Wait, was he? Nevermind.))
edited 20th Nov '16 5:47:20 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
see you, space cowboy.
>Read Timed Hits guide.
Long live the New Bev.
Transcender of Gender
>Get up close to the cruise.
>Notice its size.
>Loudly call out "Hello?! Is there anyone on the boat?!"
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
> Head towards the bow of the ship. Examine the island from my current position before descending to the shore.
> Be a corpse to freak out everyone else. There have to be some casualties.
I need to update these things more often