Your avatar asks the above avatar a question.

Now what exactly are you? I can't say that I've seen anything quite like you in my travels across Tyria, though generally critters tends to stay far away from where the danger is.

Of course I believe in the supernatural, I just believe that gods can be killed. Trust me, I have close experience with that sort of thing. Anyways, I'm an elementalist, it would be absurd of me to claim that the mists and the strange occurrences they bring with them aren't real.

edited 28th Jan '17 1:32:52 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Wait, so... you don't believe in the supernatural? Then what do you think I am?

Uh... what does it look like? I'm a spooky ghost, of course!

edited 28th Jan '17 12:05:19 PM by DrNoPuma

I sure as cheese-toast don't know what you are. Can you fill me in?

Monochromatic? Uh... nah, sorry.

edited 29th Jan '17 7:45:52 PM by BaconZorp

Sorry for sandwich posting again. I'll stop after this.

Hey! We're looking for a kid, real monochromatic like you, but skinnier. We have a little surprise for him! Seen him around?

Ya can't actually eat us, kid. We just look like the foods we like. However, if you're really hungry, I'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich!

edited 29th Jan '17 7:43:30 PM by DrNoPuma

Let me get this straight: you're living food? How much will it hurt if I eat you? Hopefully it's a lot.

The Charr have organized themselves into legions based on our strengths. Blood focuses on direct warfare, Iron on engineering and machinery, while Ash is best suited to stealth, intrigue, and assassination. There's also the Flame legion, but those scum have betrayed us and deserve to die for their oppression.

edited 29th Jan '17 7:48:02 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Grouchy Healer: So. What is this "Ash Legion"?

The day I take advice from fuckin' vermin, especially vermin that want me to kill people, is the day Hell freezes over and God comes down to flip us off. Now, hold still. This will only hurt a little bit. Then you'll feel nothing at all. What? You wanted me to start killing, right?

edited 30th Jan '17 5:46:15 AM by fredhot16

Why do you heal those people if you hate them so much? Join us... KILL them...

Of course! We love nothing more than to watch people fry!

edited 30th Jan '17 4:57:49 AM by DrNoPuma

"Eugh... You're an angry little rodent, aren't you?"

"Why?! Why does everyone ask about my boobs?! They're not even that big!"

edited 30th Jan '17 6:32:56 AM by BaconZorp

Grouchy Healer: How you like havin' nice tits?

(Showgirls, 1995. Here's a link to the Nostaligia Chick's review of it and the quote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYBqSDTBnGU)

Being part of a team doesn't mean I have to like it.

edited 31st Jan '17 11:57:31 AM by fredhot16

If you're the healer, why don't you support the team?

(excited bat noises)

Translation: I heard that there's a Pokemon who looks just like me! What are they like?

(even more excited bat noises)

edited 30th Jan '17 7:50:33 AM by TroperNo9001

"Ohhhhh my God. Can I touch your ears?"

"It was Nagi. I gotta be nice because apparently he's a nice demon... But I don't trust him. The bastard's hiding something."

edited 30th Jan '17 7:10:06 PM by BaconZorp

I don't understand. Why is it so important that you called someone stupid? Everyone is stupid!

You don't seem to realize what powers I have on my side. Ever heard of the legendary Nightmare Knight? Yeah, he's helping me take over the world! And with him and his army of monsters on my side, I'll keep this world under my control for as long as I live!

edited 31st Jan '17 6:18:00 AM by DrNoPuma

World domination? Why? How are you going to actually RULE it? Conquering is easy, ruling is significantly harder.

Polnareff? From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure? Yeah, I can do that. I'm pretty good at hair-styling. Just give me a few days to get supplies and I'll do your friend.

edited 31st Jan '17 7:37:20 AM by fredhot16

"You're a fan of cosplay, huh? Do you know a way to pull off Polnareff's hair?... I'm asking for a friend."

"Well let me paint a scenario for you, based on what you said. An enemy sees everyone throwing around crazy dope powers, but they see me doing nothing. 'That girl must be extra powerful and she's trying to hide what she has!' They'll think. And then BAM! I'm killed off so they don't have to worry about me later. Sound fun?"

edited 31st Jan '17 7:47:51 AM by BaconZorp

Why are you so not jealous of having powers? I mean, having ice powers and being able to turn your arms into electricity seems pretty baller to me. But you shouldn't listen to me. Not having powers can be an advantage all in of itself. After all, if everybody else has powers, people will assume you have powers of your own.

Kyakoin? That Jo Jo guy who likes cherries? Sure, I can do that for your friend! I'd like to meet her before I start getting supplies, though. Just to make sure this is what she wants.

edited 31st Jan '17 10:07:25 AM by fredhot16

"Hey, just a heads-up, my friend looks a lot like me. In fact, she's pretty much my twin. But she isn't me at all. Would it be too much trouble if I ask you to do my friend as Kakyoin instead of Polnareff? Again, just a friend."

"Because I'm a good friend and I... my friend really likes JoJo."

edited 31st Jan '17 10:15:25 AM by BaconZorp

So, AJ. Why are you suddenly asking me all these cosplay questions for a friend?

What do I fear? Many things. But what I fear most is delusion. Delusion that I'm anything more then some chick or dude in a costume. That the mask takes over me and destroys anything that was ever ME. That my soul would be obliterated and replaced with some slipshod simulacrum and, like a absolute fool, I would revel in such a annihilation. In short, I fear ever becoming you.

Does that answer your question, my good doctor?

edited 31st Jan '17 3:11:46 PM by fredhot16

No mere mortal is truly fearless. So, what do you fear?

I evaporated it, of course. I don't understand why you are unable to convert your toxin into a gaseous form. Perhaps if you let me have a look at it...?

edited 31st Jan '17 1:36:03 PM by DrNoPuma

   Fascinating toxin, Dr Crane. Tell me, how did you manage to make it into a gas? All I can synthesize my drug into is a liquid that infects on skin based contact.   

   Only if he    deserved it.

edited 31st Jan '17 11:45:36 AM by RandomWriter413

"Would you kill a guy for a Klondike bar?"

"19 year old gi-... Did you just call me short?"

edited 31st Jan '17 4:20:33 PM by BaconZorp

Aurene stares at you quizzically, and suddenly you feel as if you know what question she wants to ask.

How old are you? I've seen a lot of big creatures around, and they all seem to be so used to the world around them ... you're the first one I've seen even close to my size.

Aurene's eyes grow wide, before narrowing to slits as she hisses and Exalted appear around her

Maybe ... wait! You're not a Charr, I can tell that you want to do bad things with my powers. My mom imprinted me and told me never to trust you people.

edited 31st Jan '17 8:29:22 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

So, you're one of these so-called "MacGuffins"? You've got some kinda powers? How'd you like to use those powers for me?

THE TEARS OF YOUR ENEMIES!

edited 1st Feb '17 8:50:32 AM by DrNoPuma

"Hey bear-with-a-sledgehammer. This is gonna sound weird, but what do you think a ghost would like on her pizza?"

"... I dunnuh. More of an island than a continent though."

edited 1st Feb '17 6:53:28 AM by BaconZorp

...Ghosts? Demons? A floating continent? How big is that damn town?