Well, what do you fear?
She said she did, but she didn't say from who. I'm sorry.
edited 18th Jan '17 12:16:05 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Grouchy Healer: Did "O" say where she got this mask? I might want to give some of those masks to others.
Kid, let me teach a you lesson from my work.
Anything can be hurt. Nothing is invulnerable. If it can bleed, it can die.
And I have never met ANYTHING that can't bleed.
Don't make me have to prove you bleed too.
edited 19th Jan '17 7:52:57 AM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.Whaddaya think of people who can't be physically hurt, like me?
Note: He can, in fact, get hurt or killed like a normal human. He's just never been seriously hurt in any of the fights he get in before.
I'm not immortal, per se, but so far no one's tried to kill me no matter how angry they are at me. Lucky me, I guess.
edited 18th Jan '17 7:25:53 PM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Woah, you're immortal too?! Wanna do some immortal stuff together?
Well it would be a step-up from a diner... Maybe, I'll think about it!
Well I'm not quite one for "gloom" and all that... Sorry!
edited 18th Jan '17 7:31:40 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Hey, G! Do you wanna job at Penterprises? We're the world's leading employer of Shy Gals, you know.
And Snifit Gals, RIGHT?!
Of course! Equal opportunities and all. O-of course, to be honest, I can't reeeaaallly see you doing too well in a job interview a lot of the time.
I bloody heard that!
Umm... spears? I don't... what?
First of all, I don't need no bloody spears to defend myself with! I got FISTS! Uh... an' also bullets I can shoot outta my mouth for some reason. Second, who the bloody hell is Van Gore?! Is he the bastard love child of Al Gore an' Van Helsin', or somethin'?!
Well actually, D, 'Van' is a name preposition used in Dutch, meaning 'of' or 'from'; so for example, 'Van der Meer' means 'of the lake'.
Um... shut it, I knew that! ...Well okay, I didn't, but don't be a smart-arse.
edited 18th Jan '17 7:36:04 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Why do you continue to walk happily through the mansion? Submit to the darkness and gloom. Join us...
Where are your spears? Did the artist Van Gore not give you spears to attack intruders? They look... different from the other Shy Guy ghosts as well...
Well... you could say our creator... put his heart and soul into making us! At least, that's my interpretation.
edited 18th Jan '17 7:48:04 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Whoa, what the heck? How are you the ghosts of toys?
Oh, so you meet a stranger and your opening move is racism? Real nice. Look, I don't know where you're from, but if you can't handle a bird, you're not gonna be able to handle the gumball machines, coffee beans, clouds, and everything else...
edited 18th Jan '17 7:45:15 PM by TheGreatUnknown
So you're a bird, but you look and act like a human? Huh.
*Does The Unsmile* Is this what you wanted?? Ah geez. I'm only happy when I'm around other people, alright?
edited 19th Jan '17 1:27:25 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.WhY leSTeR sAD? be HApPy. hAppY gOod.
!!!
YeSSSssS! PlaS cuTE! HUg PLAs! yeS! ...nO tOUcH plAs clOtH! bUT HUG!
edited 19th Jan '17 3:59:51 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Ohhhhhhh my gosh! You're so cute! Like, all the way cute! Can I hug you?!
Uhm... Yes!
edited 19th Jan '17 6:46:40 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.??? (^ o ^)
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edited 20th Jan '17 8:18:55 AM by anza_sb
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OCEAN? LEAVE!!!
WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE POND? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THIS? I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
edited 19th Jan '17 7:53:41 AM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Ah, great. You're not gonna try to take over the pond in the Park, are you?
Rigby? She's not a rodent, she's a raccoon. And what? What do you mean, how I look? I've always looked like this, and—gasp She was supposed to be cleaning up the bathroom hours ago! I totally forgot, now I gotta go see what's been doing instead!
edited 19th Jan '17 3:01:57 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Excuse me... what does... that rodent pal of yours... think of you now with... what you look like?
To be honest I... I have no memory. If there was... a former self, it would... I assume it's long gone by now...
edited 19th Jan '17 2:39:26 PM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)Hey F, sorry if this is a bit personal, but were you a boy or a girl before shifting?
I'm sure I can handle it!
*Camera cuts to G cowering in a corner.*
edited 19th Jan '17 3:00:26 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Uh... are ya sure you want to hear my story? It's not a happy tale...
We juss did teh best prank ever to da new guy!
We gave him a cookie... with a razor blade and my blood! XD
edited 20th Jan '17 7:01:15 AM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Wow, you're really happy too!! I won't even need to give you a mask! What made you so happy?
Hmmm... Have you tried blowing really really hard?
edited 20th Jan '17 7:04:35 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Hey G, do you know how I can shoot bullets outta my mask?
Whoever made that one'll get good contacts in the defence industry!
W-well, I don't mean to be rude, but... well, your mask sucks! Ours are way better! It makes you beautiful, gives you eternal happiness, and it provides protection for your whole face and not just the top half! :D
Uh... yeah, what she said.
edited 20th Jan '17 8:08:33 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Why do you want me to put on this mask? Can't you see I already have one?!
No! My costume is perfect just the way it is!
edited 20th Jan '17 8:20:47 AM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Are you suuuuuure you don't want one?
YOUR NAME IS MY NAME?!?! That's so cool! We could go to Starbucks, order two different drinks, and cause general confusion when they call our name!! This is awesome!!!
edited 20th Jan '17 8:28:54 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev."You know, I never thought I'd meet someone else named G. Think we can get along?"
"What war? I never actually participated in any national conflict, see. Mostly I do work with private and corporate employers."
edited 20th Jan '17 6:05:21 PM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.Hows the war going?
Check my blog: VST Plugins FreeWhy are you so scared of ghosts?
You don't know for sure that I was ever alive!
edited 20th Jan '17 7:31:36 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.What happened to you in life?
As if I need pity ... a hug won't change the fact that I'm still sequestered here as if I'm some sort of monster.
edited 20th Jan '17 7:43:29 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
What do you fear?
HAHAHA! I AM fear! I fear nothing! ...Uh, not even Batman.
edited 18th Jan '17 12:12:50 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.