Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
How's your relationship going?
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Sure! Go right ahead. Just...not too tight, please?
edited 10th May '17 5:25:12 PM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
see you, space cowboy.
Can I give you a hug?
HAVE YOU EVER PUNCHED A TEMP SO HARD THAT HE EXPLODED, CAUSING THE OFFICE TO SET ON FIRE?! Cuz I have! It's not fun!!
edited 10th May '17 8:09:52 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
A Reluctant Lion
So, how's office life going? 
I ussse my tail, before I bury it underground.
edited 11th May '17 7:57:33 AM by DrNoPuma
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
How do you put your clothes on when you don't have arms?
They are brutish louts who do not pay their trainers the proper respect. It is not up to them to decide what orders they will or will not follow. That is their trainer's job.
Also, they call me "stuffy".
edited 11th May '17 6:23:07 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
How well do you get along with your Midnight counterpart?
Yeah, I think. It'll be nice to be tall enough to do much more things and just generally being stronger than I am now. (And maybe I'll finally put those constant annoying questions behind me, too.)
edited 12th May '17 10:37:25 AM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
see you, space cowboy.
Looking forward to your next evolution?
Oh, you know how it is. People not doing their jobs. 'Course, people around here do their jobs sometimes. Most of the time though, there's too much stuff going around to work. THERE WAS A FIRE YESTERDAY!
edited 12th May '17 3:03:49 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Tell me something happy
What's so disappointing?
D—> We've been friends for a few sweeps, but our moirallegiance has been going on for a shorter time, of horse
D—> Goshdarnit, of course
X33 < h33 h33!
:33 < we got introduced through some mewtual furiends of ours, beclaws they liked to roleplay togefur and thought each of us could use a pal
:33 < i still thank purrezi fur that whenever i can! <>
D—> Vriska tries to 100p me into doing favors for her enough without my reminding her that she helped me meet my moirail
D—> But I'm grateful nonetheless <>
Yep, this is my headcanon for how they met: the Scourge Sisters decided to set up their socially awkward friends. You're welcome. :D
edited 12th May '17 3:46:34 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Mila
How long have you two known each other?
It's always been like that, joker! What, you think I dyed it or something?
Some days, I wish you would, Tony. It looks ridiculous.
Ah, shut it!
Nah, I don't think so. You're cute when you're annoyed.
edited 12th May '17 3:58:21 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
What product do you use to get that cool red hair?
no It's been like that sense I was born.
edited 13th May '17 5:13:34 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Do you have to polish your head to get it that shiny?
Such people exist? Perhaps my Trainer can take me. But...is it wrong to need someone to teach me these things? I must think.
edited 13th May '17 2:55:16 PM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Have you ever considered seeking out the services of a humour coach? They can teach all you sorts of things. Simile, exaggeration, wordplay, irony, and best of all, puns.
Other than gettin' shitfaced? Not really. My miserable son says he's gonna steal a bottle o' vintage Purroni. I'd like to see 'im pull that off!
edited 13th May '17 9:14:43 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Got any plans for your special day?
Harder than you think, as it involves managing foreign relations and also making our ponies happy, as that powers the Crystal Heart that protects the Empire from the cold. My hubby, on the other hoof, is Head of the Royal Guard, and there have been changes to the security after a few... threats. What's more, we have our little daughter here to take care of, and she'll be the next ruler of the Crystal Empire when we're gone.
edited 13th May '17 8:27:58 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
see you, space cowboy.
What's it like being royalty?
Oh, Toothy? No, that was the other other mascot... Yeah, I dunno. He's still around, just not as a mascot. Wonder how he's doing...
Sorry for the late reply, dude.
edited 13th May '17 6:00:44 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
A Reluctant Lion
There have been rumors that your office had a previous mascot. What can you tell us about this?
Yes. That was easy.
edited 14th May '17 7:16:23 PM by DrNoPuma
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Best Worst Psychonaut
If you can see the future, do you already know the answer to this question?
I am a proud and majestic Gasmoxian, the fastest race in the universe! And I'm the fastest of the fast! What did you expect my people to be called? ...Ah yes, I forgot, you Earthlings have all sorts of infuriatingly confusing alternate names that have nothing to do with your planet! That's... just... unorthodox!
What do you think it does? I'm sitting in a spaceship cockpit! It's hardly going to be the controls for my brand-new microwave oven, is it?
edited 13th May '17 3:44:33 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
What actually are you?
Well, there are lots of things I like about both land and water, but I do like a good swim. It's so quiet in the water, you know? And everyone needs some peace and quiet sometimes. I know I do.
edited 13th May '17 3:47:52 PM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Mila
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What's that panel you're messing with do, exactly?
What's it like being amphibious? Do you prefer water or land?
Ew! Why does everyone think I like carrots? Give me a hamburger instead!
This actually happened in one of the games. I don't know either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
edited 14th May '17 9:51:43 AM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
Blitzy....
Does the bunny want a carrot?
Depends, how much is your bounty?
edited 14th May '17 10:30:20 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
see you, space cowboy.
Are you going to shoot me?
NO!
... okay maybe a tiny one, please.
edited 14th May '17 9:59:46 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Obviously, it's a veil. If your eyesight's that bad, perhaps you should get one, as well!
edited 14th May '17 3:57:02 PM by TheGreatUnknown
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Why in the hell are you wearing a lampshade on your head?
I'm plotting my revenge against that stupid, dumb-looking, idiotic orange bandicoot that humiliated me in front of the entire universe! It was only two planets, yes, but IT MIGHT AS WELL BE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
edited 14th May '17 4:29:59 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
What are you plotting?
WE ARE NOT SPEAKING! DO NOT MENTION THAT EEDIOT TO ME!
edited 14th May '17 5:14:18 PM by katnissfire
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Has Stimpy been bothering you much today?
Heh heh, those are actually my gills. I get asked about them sometimes. I can see why you'd be confused about them since they don't look like...you know, conventional gills like normal fish have.
edited 14th May '17 5:22:17 PM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
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What's up with those pointy things on your cheeks?
My laser can't hurt anyone, especially not weirdo gods! Violence is boring. Besides, they'll come back to me when they're ready, I'm sure.
{You can't rush art!}
edited 14th May '17 5:24:14 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
How long have you been on fire, now?
Oh, don't listen to him. He's just sad he can't find anyone to love him.
Watch it, Renee!
edited 10th May '17 5:02:47 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often