Lizard Metabolism
Max, Soon To Beach
"Rather nicely." He replied to the Countess with a brief shrug of his shoulders, shaking his open longcoat off in the meantime. "Though no, I'm no vampire. Just an ol' cyborg, is all."
The announcement came that they were to arrive in five minutes. "Anyway, I hope we'll be able to at least come back here to grab some stuff in case it's not there on the beach. It might be hard to get everyone a swimsuit in just five minutes."
How do lizards fly?
Shizuka - Kitchen
"Its a force of habit, don't worry about it." Shizuka clarified for the white-haired knight. Seems like she might have offended him, something she didn't mean to do for once. It didn't seem to be a big deal though as he went back to asking about the machine. With a shrug of her shoulders, the young Joestar answered "To be honest, I'm not really sure. This thing is meant to keep us all fed for an unknown amount of time and with an unknown number of people popping in and out of our group. I've been here from the start and I'm still seeing tons of new faces. So I hope it can feed everyone, but this stuff is way too high-tech for me."
someone
Blair, Kitchen
Blair pouted for a while, sad that she got no response, before the announcement came over that they had five minutes before arrival. She couldn't exactly go swimming in what she was wearing. Na uh. She could go skinny dipping though. But there were children here.
She moved upstairs to where she had heard there was a fabric replicator. She needed to pick her outfit carefully. She went with an ensemble she had worn before a black bikini that didn't cover much and a black jacket
in case she got cold.
Then she twirled, looking down at herself.
"Blair looks good, nyan~"
edited 26th Apr '17 7:27:03 PM by secretlyasuperhero
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The Mighty Pen
Tali'Zorah - Workshop - Equivalent Exchange'
Tali took the offered datapad with a nod, and reached over with her other hand to pull up the appropriate files on her omnitool. She hadn't used such basic texts for...well, a long time now. Still, with all that storage, why not keep them around? It never hurts to keep your basics polished and up to date. She was glad of that now.
"Sure," she replied to Ratchet. "Just let me compile these files and it'll take a few minutes to fabricate a datapad for you."
She worked fast, building a makeshift curriculum and tossing in files regarding weapons manufacture specifically. Then she hesitated, and added a few articles on the Morning War, the geth, and the history of AI in Citadel space. Though she could hardly admit it, she wanted to know more about this hybrid organic-synthetic world Ratchet lived in. How long had it been that way? Right at the end, there had been something, a glimmer of hope for her own people and their creations. Was this the result of something like that, that had succeeded beyond anything she could imagine? She needed to understand. But for all she knew, things were just too different between universes. She handed over the finished datapad.
"Thanks," she said, nodding. The others were still busy preparing for their arrival. She supposed she wouldn't need weapons, at least, so she unclasped the shotgun and pistol and carefully set them in a clear corner of the workbench.
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
"Attention, Alternates. Our organization has debated among itself for a while and decided to send in a specialized helper in order to aid your overall mission as of this point in time. Please give a welcome to the T-1000 model Terminator. It's a special mechanical unit equipped with artificial intelligence oriented for infiltration and epsionage, a crucial boon for your mission." That same soothing female AI voice rang out in the van before space itself is being warped in.
"A most wonderful gift indeed. The worksmanship is done with rather great care from what my eyes can see. The quality is astounding." Not lying in the least due to having the senses of a Servant, the knight Astolfo found the Zora armor to be filled with a special charm that he quite couldn't put his finger on, though the attachment Link had for the outfit was quite clear enough. "Wear the armor with pride, Lady Link. The best way to do homage to something precious is to put it to good use."
Mancunian Candidate
T-1000 - The Fabricators
Arrival is followed by an 1.54 second routine diagnostic, conducted in sectors based on the unit's current external configuration. Audio and visual sensors are within acceptable bounds, olfactory exceeding expected performance. Software glitches persist in approximately 7.34% of the total mass, suboptimal for idealised mission parameters but in-line with the projected repair scenario. Maintenance advisories are acknowledged and discarded.
During the parallel external scan, 148 unregistered objects are acknowledged and logged in their appropriate databases, cross-reference pending. Two priority targets are confirmed. Processing power is returned to default pathways, and consciousness is resumed.
Cross-referencing concludes. This is a workshop and storage area.
Priority targets Jack-O and Lucina are identified and stared at blankly. It has their files, hastily-written and largely impenetrable, but possesses nothing to help it make sense of the current scene; human undress occurs sporadically and in response to a variety of factors, which it lacks the inclination to analyse and discards as an irrelevance.
The objects clutched by Jack-O are flagged as garments, recreational, beachwear, establishing a plausible timeframe for mission entry. Using standard protocol and under no obligation to hide its identity, the unit follows suit - surface camouflage is deactivated to reveal a chrome silhouette, which reconfigures rapidly. The outline of the uniform melts into a naked chest, while shoes retract into feet and trousers flow upwards to become a pair of swimming trunks whose data was acquired during its previous mission. A thin layer of blue nylon and various subsurface scattering algorithms complete the visual element, replacing a police officer with a beachgoer.
"Hi there," it says, smiling amicably, extending a hand. "Jack-O and Lucina, right?"
The hand hovers. Something is wrong. The smile fades into mild concern.
"Top brass told you they were sending me, didn't they?"
edited 27th Apr '17 12:34:20 PM by OG-Sama
The Maid
Link, Crates Perilous
Link simply nods her head... and indeed, this armor had saved her a lot of times already. The precious gift of someone... someone who was also waiting for her to finish her task. Letting out a deep breath, she resolves that she really needs to catch whoever their target was in this strange expedition "Alright, I think we are ready for this silly side trip"
If I'm sure of something it's that I'm not sure of anything.
Lillie ~ Van (Bedroom)
"Well, I hope so...." Lillie replied to Tessa with a frown.
At that she looked around the room again. "...I don't have much to really mark a room as mine, or at least nothing that I wouldn't want to have on me most of the time...." She looked back towards the way she came. "...Maybe I should go make a sign or something?"
Then she turned back at Tessa. "That's something I can probably do on my own. You, um...seemed to be bothered by someone else back there. That's why I offered to let you come with me, even if I, um...didn't think of getting you a room too...." She shook her head. "...Or we could just wait until we get to the beach. We're arriving any minute now, aren't we?"
She looked up briefly at the ceiling when the announcement came on, but as it was just introducing someone else she didn't give it much thought.
Icon by Civvi the Civilian!
Annoyed Mode: ON
"Okay! One wetsuit coming right up!"
Polly got to work on the fabricator straight away, and soon handed Leah her wetsuit. A very strangely colored wetsuit that looked suspiciously like a female body wearing a bikini. She also handed her a couple of bright yellow swimfins and a diving mask. The final item she pulled from the replicator was one final swimsuit, similar to the one she'd given elesis, but in a darker red and slightly bigger,
"There you go, perfect for you, plus a few extra things should you need them. If you need anything else, just drop by my room and knock on the door. Now, if you excuse me, I neeed to go give Elly her actual swimsuit before she notices that one is actually for me! Bye~!"
And so Polly skipped cheerfully out, back towards her room, where she found... nobody. The room was empty, and her swimsuit was neatly arranged on top of her bed, but there was no trace of the red-haired woman anywhere in there. But that was not the worst. There was something else that had changed. Something extremely important.
Her baguette had disappeared. Elesis could have taken it, but why would she do that? Maybe... oh no. She could've taken it anywhere! She needed to start looking for it right away! Where would someone like Elesis-
"Ah, there you are."
The distressed baker turned around, and almost fainted when she spotted Elesis holding onto the cherished item, so she quickly took it from her and hugged it.
"You're safe! You're safe, it's okay... it's okay, mom's here..."
"I saw it on the floor and noticed it was dirty, so I washed it," Elesis stated. "Is that thing made of metal?"
"Lead. Turns out actual bread doesn't turn out to be very good for long-lasting companionship. Plus, it's heavy so I can hit any dangerous people with it!"
"Fair enough. What's that?"
"This is yours! Come on, try it!"
It only took them a little while to get ready, but soon both girls were fully ready to head out to the beach: Elesis in her dark red bikini, with her blade in one hand and a bag of sorts that contained her clothes and boots; Polly in her pink bikini and her apron on top, holding onto the fake bread as if it were a teddy bear.
Which is perhaps what allowed her to notice something.
"...you know, it smells a bit funny," the baker noted, sniffing the baguette thoroughly, to which Elesis only turned her head to look at Polly and responded with a calm "I know. I washed it."
Toriel - Beached Goat
Toriel went to the fabricator, tried on a few swimsuits and settled on a one-piece covering her torso. She did not want to try anything more revealing because she wanted to avoid scarring Lillie or anyone uncomfortable with nudity. She sighed as she got ready for the beach trip. Something to help the team get along with each other would most certainly help.
Kira - Luck Has Not Sided With Yoshikage Kira (Morioh -> Storage Room)
A man in golden hair and a purple suit had a man cornered. He talked to him, "Angelo, was it? You found out my identity from that clothing store the other day, did you not? Normally, I would let you go, but I can't afford to let you ruin my day." The man snarled as he stared down the man, fury matching serenity. He went for the water hose, in hopes of killing him with his stand, Aqua Necklace. A smirk formed from the blonde's face as he explained Angelo's mistake, "Killer Queen already touched the hose." As soon as Angelo touched the hose, he exploded, reducing him to a hand. He immediately heard sirens, the man had to make his escape. As soon as he turned the corner, a police car was already there, and out from it were two men, one with a pompadour, one with a scar on his face, both intent on stopping him
As soon as he saw them, he was transported to a completely different place. He looked around cautiously as he looked at a few figures, two women in medieval clothing and a Caucasian man who seems to know their names. He hid to avoid exposing himself. He could not trust anyone here, nor can he trust this place. He knows one thing for sure, he's out of his routine life for the time being.
edited 27th Apr '17 7:18:27 PM by Ore-O
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Tessa - Room
"Hahaha, what do you mean, I'm perfectly fine, don't worry about anything about me okay? It's nothing," Tessa quickly replied to Lillie. She didn't want to have to explain the butt-touching situation with a certain Incident Resolver. Because then that would lead to more questions, like the motivations behind why someone would do that sort of thing, and why decent people who weren't animals didn't do those sorts of things to people without asking them. The last thing she felt like doing was explaining the birds and the bees to a little girl. Or in this case the bees and the bees."Well okay then! A sign! That's a good idea," she added, changing the subject back to the current room. "Oh and then some extra pillows, and some stuffed animals, and more blankets. You can make this place your own!"
Leah
Leah took the swimsuit and went to her room to change into it and see how it looked.edited 27th Apr '17 9:52:49 PM by nman
Lucha Libre goddess
Beach Challenge post
The van interrupted it's cosmic defiance of space time by moving its tires slowly in a seemingly mundane place.
For those watching at the windows they would notice the van was slowly getting inside the entrance of their chosen Hotel. If anyone paid attention to the logo
◊ they would notice the place was called "Hotel Princess Acapulco."
Their hotel was a modern building that resemembled an ancient mayan pyramid. 
◊ It was just infront of a beach and the sea. The place was full of people walking in and out.
The Van opened it's doors,just infront the lobby of the hotel. They first thing they would see was a man wearing white clothing and two women at his sides.
The alternates would all instantly feel very very hot and yet moisty. Long gone was the cozy air conditioner of the Van . The sun would be at it's brightest, almost blinding even, for those that weren't wearing sunglasses. Only a surprise cold breeze coming from the sea would cool them down.
If they watched at their left, they would notice that an asian woman was staring at them as they exited the van. She squinted her eyes at all of them while she talked with her cellphone. " I don't think they are them. Don't worry, even if they were, soon it will be too late for anyone to stop us."
When the alternates began to get out, the man they had seen earlier
◊ would introduce himself to them.
"Aaaah, it's always nice to receive visitors from the United States," He greeted them with an obvious mexican acccent. "Will told us everything about you. " He waved at them a notebook that had their names and some basic facts about them. "My name is Felipe de Jesús and I will be your host today. Welcome to Acapulco, Guerrero," the man said." You're lucky you arrived just in time for the celebration of dia de muertos!" He scratched his head. Oddly enough today we will have a solar eclipse too."
At his sides there were two women that were wearing typical mexican dresses. The one at his right was the first to speak. "Estos deben ser los muchachitos locos," she muttered to herself. The woman sighed deeply and closed her eyes, before smiling warmly at the group.
"My name is Ximena, a su servicio," she said touching her skirt with her two hands while leaning towards the alternates.
◊ "Our job is that you have fun. Whatever you might need, don't hesitate to ask"
"And my name is Conchita,her sister, also at your service." 
◊ She alo stretched her skirt at her sides. " I have a P.H.D in psychology ." She said out of nowhere and without any context.
Meanwhile a bellboy with a frown stared at the group. " Your luggage please I'll take you to your things to your room". "Chale estos gringos son cada vez mas raros..." he muttered, content with the fact that they would probably not understand him.
Felipe suddenly clapped to get their attention. "Ok people, you can do whatever you want here. But first I would like to make some announcements. "He looked down at a notebook he was holding. "Also has anybody seen Mr Scott? "
Make your hearth shine through the darkest night; let it transform hate into kindness, evil into justice, and loneliness into love.
The Maid
Link, Out of the Van
"Phew..." the young knight wipes a bead of sweat off her forehead... shamelessly wearing her blue colored scale armor as she takes a look around the premises Kinda hot... but there's humidity, not as bad as the Gerudo Desert... not to mention Death Mountain she thinks, knowing she can easily handle this kind of weather.
"Uh, Lady Astolfo... is this a King's Palace?" she asks, looking at a building that certainly competes in scale with some of the grandest locales back where she comes from... she probably shouldn't look back onto the city or she may get a light heart attack.
If I'm sure of something it's that I'm not sure of anything.
After all, who knows if they'll ever get another day like this!
She smiled and waved back to the nice man who was going to be their host for the evening. She would've far appreciated it if, in the next few seconds, he didn't drop some very uncomfortable revelations in increasing order of badness, but that's what life is like.
Just like that, Susan learned that she had stepped foot in Mexico for the first time in a little over 200 years, and on the absolutely gosh-darned most auspicious of days, too.
While the staff insulted the rest of the group in ways that were very intelligible to her, Susan had to wonder just how much the people running their little trip through dimensions knew about her and her past, and whether this was meant to be a very specific message towards her. She managed to contain her shock and maintain the smile on her face, but judging by the noticeable twitch, just by that much.
At least he asked a question that could distract her from all of this, if just for a moment. She pointed a long claw at everyone's favorite Canadian and asked him, "Mr. Scott Pilgrim? He's right here."
Lizard Metabolism
Max & Griffith, Acapulco!~
"It's a hotel. There's no King here, save for the owner." The towering frame of Max Caxton stood next to Link just as he left the van, arms folded on his chest. Thankfully there was some heat regulation system built into him, so he didn't have to endure the sheer scale of Mexican humidity and sweltering heat.
Few more introductions later, he looked over at the girl who introduced herself as Ximena. "Me di cuenta, señorita." He replied in a heavily accented Spanish before switching back to a proper language. "Nice to meet you both."
Griffith, having found some time to shake off his armor and dress more casually
◊, was having a much harder time holding his own in the hotness of this Acapulco. It was quite like a Kushan desert, except it was much more moist and slightly more uncomfortable. He did feel a little overdressed on the occassion, but perhaps that wouldn't be an issue. It was just a matter of adapting.
The man in white clothing - apparently an owner of this outrageous place with an outrageous dressing style - introduced them to the "hotel" - as the towering man in armor called it. "I am all too humbled by your kindness." He smiled warmly at the two dark-skinned women, offering them a dignified bow. "My name is Griffith. Charmed."
"As for this dia dos muertos, would you be so kind to explain it to us uneducated visitors, good Sir?" He turned his attention once more to Felipe. He - and a few more people here, he figured - might not have come from United States, but the knowledge would come in handy all the same.
How do lizards fly?
Seeing they were at their destination, the Canadian quickly grabbed a pair of simple grey swim trunks with the word 'BOSS' down the side
◊. Then, throwing them over his shoulder he joined the others outside just in time to hear his name called.
Taking just enough time to give the two attractive women standing nearby a once over, Scott turned his attention to the man. "Yeah, hey! I'm Scott, what's up?"
Lillie ~ Van -> Resort
"Are you sure? You seemed really nervous...." Lillie replied, frowning and tilting her head to one side.
Perhaps fortunately for the both of them, it was around that time the van finally reached its destination. At least, it sounded like it.
"Oh, I think we're there. I guess I'll worry about this later...." she replied, before looking down at Fellow. "I think it should be safe for Fellow to stay out of the bag for now. I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Fellow?"
"Pew!" Fellow agreed with an enormous smile.
After that she and Fellow would simply follow Tessa and the others outside the van. Immediately upon stepping out, Lillie grimaced and clenched herself tightly as if trying to separate herself from the humidity. Fortunately, her already wide-brimmed hat did a wonderful job at keeping the sun out of her eyes. On the other hand, if Fellow seemed bothered by the local climate at all it didn't show it.
On the figurative bright side, this place really did remind her a lot of Alola, especially Hau'oli City. She hoped that meant she'd fit in quite nicely.
She simply listened quietly to the explanations their new hosts gave them. She had no idea what the "United States" were, but at least their hosts seemed gracious. She wasn't so sure she wanted to take part in the local festivities; if she was honest with herself, her idea of a good time was just finding somewhere quiet to read and write in her journal. This solar eclipse certainly sounded interesting, though.
Fellow, on the other hand, looked excitedly around the new locale with quite the happy expression on its face. It just seemed rearing to go.
edited 28th Apr '17 12:04:56 AM by Yomegami
Icon by Civvi the Civilian!
WOAH
Ratchet and Clank-Out of the Van
Ratchet stepped out of the van to near blinding sunlight, wearing naught but his swim trunks and his suits gloves (never knew when you'd need a weapon). Behind him, Clank followed in tow. While Clank's sensors immediately adjusted to the brightness, Ratchet had to shield his eyes for a moment to adjust. It was a good thing he had the perfect built in ventilation system, he thought, his ears fanning out a bit.
Ratchet and Clank listened as Felipe explained where they were, and that today was apparently very unusual.
"So, we just so happen to show up on the day of both an important holiday and a solar eclipse," Ratchet said wryly. "What are the odds?"
"Precisely 2,375,754.36941 to 1," Clank said immediately.
"Of course it is," Ratchet said with a fond shake of the head.
Clank stared at the bellboy as he said something in his native tongue, which Clanks internal processors labeled as Spanish, an ancient language native to the Andromeda system. Clank found his statement curious, but decided not to follow up right just now.
Lucha Libre goddess
Beach challenge post—Some exposition.
As soon as the people began to gather Felipe began to give his exposition
Alright let's talk about the boring stuff first. He sighed deeply.
"So, your hotel rooms have the same people you have in your bunkbeds." he began to give all alternates their room keys. "But if you want to change just come and tell me and I'll do the rest"
"If you're hungry the buffet will be available all day in our restaurant
◊. " He turned around at the aztec goddess. "Miss Susan, you'll be glad that we are aware about your legendary cooking skills. Our cheff would be honored to have you as a guest cook."
As for fun, if you take out your phones you will be able to have a map of our hotel. and also here
"At the beach
◊. There is a concert, volleyball, a treasure hunt... and yes there are pretty ladies and roar handsome guys for the ladies" He moved his elbow on the air to tease the alternates. " Oh and we also have a golf course if you want to be fancy."
" You can go to some of our several pools, go drink to the bar if you don't like sea water."
Any questions?
Griffit's words made Ximena look at the floor embarrased. Then when he asked Felipe to explain himself, he began to stutter.
"Well...I...I..."
Conchita, interrupted Felipe. "That's easy, Mr griffith. Think Halloween but better. It's a day where people remember those that are gone. According to legend the death return from their graves to eat food oferings in special shrines
◊ ." She pointed at a couple that was passing by
◊. " some people like to paint themselves like that. Others like to eat skull candies
◊ and of course there is delicious pan de muerto 
◊and lots of orange flowers
◊. It's all tradition."
The two female hostess hugged each other. Both of team cried a single tear. "This is the day we honor our late father."
Ximena stared at Susan's claws, " You seem oddly familiar," she took out her cellphone to see pictures of several aztec goddesss.
◊ "Nah, it couldn't be." She turned around to look at Scott "Mijo estas-repalido.
, I mean you're super pale. You need to go get a tan at the Sun."
When Susan pointed at the canadian, Felipe turned around at Scott. "Oh there you are Mr Scott. You will be glad to know that you will be one the judges of our bikini contest called "la flor mas bella de Acapulco." Or Acapulco's most beautiful flower in english." The man grinned.
"The good news are that I took the liberty enroll each and everyone of you ladies in that bikini contest. You're welcome!" He winked at the girls.
Before the women could even complain about about being objetified, A nun arrived crying just infront of the alternate girls. Her whole face was pale and her red eyes betrayed the fact that she had been crying for hours. "Please, please you have to win that bikini contest. I beg you strangers. It's the only way... The children need you!" She begged the girls,
"One last thing, Felipe said. "If you don't go to have some fun, there will be paddlin' Felipe took a wooden staff menacingly. He laughed to make clear he was joking. "No, but seriously, go wild and have fun. We will handle the rest. The lobby is boring you know? " He looked down. "And I'll get fired if you stay idle in the lobby... so go wild and have fun!"
When the Lombax made his appereance. Ximena glanced at Ratchet and then she put herself infront of him.
"Sorry, but no pets are allowed," Ximena said
"That sure is a weird cat," Conchita said
" It must be a exotic european breed," Ximena replied." You know those are very expensive."
edited 28th Apr '17 1:21:37 AM by FallenLegend
Make your hearth shine through the darkest night; let it transform hate into kindness, evil into justice, and loneliness into love.
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
Being left to her own devices, Lapis simply continued to watch the shoujo anime that most certainly did not involve magical girl warriors themed after celestial bodies until the announcement of their arrival came, along with the accompanying shift in heat and humidity, upon which she paused the series and followed others out to the exit of the van.
She took in the sights that greeted her upon her arrival outside, among them the large, pyramid-like building advertised as a hotel, the welcome party, and the others in her apparent party that had gotten there first, and listened as the nature of the current trip was explained to them.
Which got weird around when Felipe got around to the bikini contest. Not the contest itself, mind, but the human woman running over begging them to win, Think of the Children!.
"Um...what?" The gem tilted her head in confusion. "I'll be honest that I haven't exactly been in a lot of bikini contests, but I'm pretty sure they don't usually have young humans at stake? Could you be a little clearer?"
i guess you can watch me shitpost i guess
Lady emerged from the van as everyone else left. It would seem she had settled on a white two piece bikini and a pair of yellow tinted sunglasses. However, she apparently had decided to bring her guns. All of them. And so her body would be more covered by various guns and holsters then actual clothing. The only major difference in her armory was the lack of her missile launcher, which she had swapped for a newly made harpoon gun, which took her rocket launcher's place across her back.
The resort was nice enough, to be sure. While she did have money, she didn't usually splurge on fancy resorts like this, busy as she was with her demon hunting job. However, Lady was driven out of admiring the surroundings as their host mentioned one particular thing about this mornings plans.
"Excuse me?" She said, head twirling around in outrage as she faced down Felipe with a death glare, lowering her sunglasses to glare over them, completely ignoring the other woman who was yelling about "the children" or something. Wasn't it usually the other way around, with people not wanting their kids to see that kind of thing?
"I don't know what kind of establishment you people are running here where you just sign people up for shit without their consent, but I'll be damned if I participate in some bikini contest. They barely talked me into this thing in the first place. You remove my name, Lady, from that list at once, or call your manager so I can have the job of whatever asshole thought he could get away with this."
edited 28th Apr '17 4:06:00 AM by Meanken
Even in these times, Life goes on
Well, best now than never—(Lobby -> Restaurant)
Having finished with his pipes as they all arrived, the Scotsman could hear his stomach beginning to rumble at the mention of a buffet. Stuffing his pipes back into his sporran and still holding onto his twin swords (he wasn't gonna part with 'em until he was dead or finished with his purpose), he decided to head towards the dining room first. The sunlight was a little blinding at first but his eyes quickly adjusted after a few blinks, though the humidity was staggering compared to his home of the Highlands' marshy air. This would take some getting used to, it seemed.
However, the mention of today being the day that these people honored their dead sparked a small wish inside him. He looked around at the others and decided to start moving towards the restaurant, he looked over at Jack-O, and smiled a moment.
"Oi, Jackie!" He said with a wave and a shout, "Ye wanna join meh in tha buffet?" He asked the bounty hunter jovially.
'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
sword of promised halp
Emiya Shirou; The Past
"Well," I say to the wimple woman, "Servants aren't as fun as they seem, anyway. They're pretty dangerous, and they have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves."
I look at Little Boy Pink's smiling face, then turn back and whisper:
"And down their pants. Sure gives me the willies. Sorry about your sister, by the way. Thorns don't sound like anyone's breakfast."
Deciding to play it cool and clever, I sidle off with my hand still cupped over my mouth, just in case Little Rider Boy of Pink and Black has Lip-Reading EX or something. You never know.
Emiya Shirou; The Hotel Of Doom - Or, One Disastrous Attempt At Clothes Removal Later
Okay, so I know I've got my jeans over my head and my arm down my boxers, but at least my shirt is off. And hey, ankles deserve to let loose some of the time.
"Bikinis?"
I don't know where the Shroud got to, but it shouldn't be too far. I can smell it. Maybe it's what's keeping my legs together. I wave my jeans to make a point.
"Now hold on a minute, Sister. I can't really see what's going on, but I sure can hear it - and let me tell you, I'm not happy. What's this about children and bikinis? Or children in bikinis? Don't tell me you're one of those men with the vans and the candy, Sister."
I swing around to what feels like the Lady Lady and point my head her way, only I miss and kinda swish her with my jeans instead.
"See, the Lady Lady has the right idea. No untoward lavisciousness. Especially not with children and teens here. I betcha Soryu is positively mortified. Isn't that right, Lady Lady? Soryu?"
I finally pop my hand out my boxers and point it all eloquent-like, because I'm worth it.
"You really should make her the manager, you know. She has the lungs for it."
edited 28th Apr '17 6:50:10 AM by troydenite
'Being around you guys makes me go "wtf" instead of pondering the ever increasing dread of time' - EchoingSilence, 2023Toriel & Kira - The ObligaTori Beach Episode
The queen had left the van to see a rather grand sight of a hotel standing tall as well as the sun shining down on the land. She had finally seen the surface ever since God knows how long she had been imprisoned inside the mountain, even if it was for a limited time. However, the talk about a bikini contest and how it would be good for the children interrupted her train of thought. Apparently, the red haired man and Lady had taken offense to it, which made her think the same. She had confronted the staff about it, ruby eyes glaring at them with anger, "There must be a good explanation for this if it involves children. If not, I will not stand for willfully exposing the children to some foolish contest."
In stark contrast, Kira had snaked his way out as soon as the last person left the van. He was initially surprised to see a lavish resort, but he kept his composure as he exited the building, still in his suit. He listened intently, trying his best not to stick out among the many strange people that have been accompanying the base, which apparently took the form of a van. He wordlessly made his way to the bar, trying to relax. He figured that relaxation may be good for now, he did escape those two cops after murdering a man after all, and wherever he is, they won't find him anytime soon. Yet, he could not fully relax, due to the fact that he was whisked away from home, thus disrupting his routine.
edited 28th Apr '17 8:03:15 AM by Ore-O
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Tessa - Bedroom
"Oh uh, okay. I'm sure it'll be fine. There's enough rooms, and you're the only kid. People will understand," Tessa replied to Lillie."I'll just have to find my own roommates I guess.... There were a couple of new girls who showed up, maybe they'll be free.
Leah - Workshop
"This wetsuit sounds more to my liking," Leah said to Polly, letting out a sigh of relief. She was worried the girl would be insistent on her perverse sense of fashion."I'd prefer to maintain mobility, even if it isn't as armored as a heavy suit. I can make due without protection if it means I do not restrict myself."