The Completely Indestructible Box

Alright, let me try something.

I am now a goat again.

-turns into a goat-

Hm. Didn't expect that to actually work.

(A tank appears out of nowhere and I pop out of the hatch) look what I found!

D'ah shit, I'm a monkey now? This is cack.

"Apparently this box has lost all logic and laws of physics. I mean, What is going on in here?"

Well the tank I'm in just sprouted rings and a mouth, so yeah logic doesn't exist here.

Let's name it Steven.

No, let's name it Vitaly, after a certain Russian politician and an Ukrainian politician.

"I prefer Steven."

I want to call it Bobbie.

You are aware of the box's properties, right?

You will name the box Vitaly.

I will name it Italy.

What?! No! This wasn't supposed to backfire!

You will name it Dzhigurda.

edited 30th Jun '16 8:52:18 AM by arcada188

I will name whatever Arcada said.

edited 30th Jun '16 8:54:47 AM by Superjohn

Hm, let's try this:

Arcada is now flying backwards at 70 kilometers per hour.

"I smell an Under Tale reference!"

Not even in this box can I escape that game.

I am now normal.

Lemme try.

Infinity is a spider made of money.

Patchouli Knowledge is in here.

Wait... I think I know...

The box is now bigger.

Arcada screams out of horror and curses Infinity Ryujin.

I AM NOW BACK TO MY NORMAL STATE!

Arcada stops flying backwards.

Anyway...

I looked up Pixiv, accidentally stumbled upon R-18, and, as it turns out, I'm not the only one who ships Maou/X-6!

-is turned into a spider made of money-

Hey, I can still talk. It's not really surprising, to be honest.

-a book falls on Random's head-

Inside the book, a message is written: "I'm kind of busy right now, so could you please not bother me? -Patchy"

Darn it, people have lives!

And how big is the box? Last time I measured it, it registered around infinity.

OK then.

"I am so bored now... Can something awesome happen already?"

-Goku walks toward Arcadia and taps in the shoulder, and waves hello at it.- " Can you let me get out of here? The walls can't breakthrough my kamehameha. Not even the Instant Transmission didn't work. If you can help me get outta here, that would be great. "

-I Woke up grudgingly, only to find a knocked out Majuub on my face. I get up holding him, but not as well as Goku as i walk hilariously toward Random.-

"Here, hold this. It's a pain in my ass since he's heavy. So, i want you to carry this knocked out person until he wakes up. Estimated accurate time to be exact 1 minute."

- I gave random the body of a Knocked out Majuub, only for him wake up after a minute in the future.-

"I meant to me. I wish something cool would happen to me. Not the other guys in this box!"