Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's.

Yes, come on in.

I'm scared shitless by wooden puppets.

"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."

Big deal. I'm scared of sock puppets!

I lost a Super Smash Bros. match to Pichu.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

Big Deal. I'm still trembling at the character select screen!

I can't work up the confidence to even LOOK AT fictional girls.

I know your anguish! Come on in! We actually hold therapy sessions for that in the back room; we start out with stick figures of fictional girls and work our way up to crude crayon drawings! ...Unfortunately not a single session goes by without someone having a nervous breakdown, but I'm sure you'll fit in just fine!

<Without saying a word, I unzip my human suit to reveal a very small, fluffy bunny. I then stare up at the 'bouncer' with my big, adorable eyes. O^O>

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

You're Carrying diseases and Deer ticks! -quarantines the bunny-

I got beaten up by girl scouts.

"We be we baby!"

I've been beaten to near death by toddlers. Back of the line.

Kyubey pops up, looking directly at the bouncer.

Hello there, I'm here to make a few wishes. Mind if I come in?

Sure! Everyone here loves wishes!
(the Hut is turned into a wretched hellhole afterwards)

I cannot lift weights that are heavier than a toothpick.

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

Pfft! I can't lift anything heavier than air! Get back in line!

I'm a vegan hipster hippie guitarist and i love veggie dogs!

"We be we baby!"

Tough luck. We got a guy here who only eats sunlight and water. Get back in line.

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(a vaguely humanoid shape rises from the sands, but it is quickly crumbling)

Hi... I want... in... help... before the winds blow... and carry... me away...

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

How do I know you're not just The Sandman looking to kick my ass? Go home!

I'm a brony nerd!

"We be we baby!"

So? We've got Dora the Explorer nerds in here. back of the line!

I have Glass Bones and Paper Skin.

Come on in....

Holding hands is too perverted for me.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

Please, we don't even speak to girls in here. Go back to the Spittoon!

Hi, I'm a fragile little ladybug.

"We be we baby!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S A HORRIFYING MONSTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(runs away from the Hut)

Hi, I'm a cute little flower, here to spread LOVE!

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

What the flower looks like◊. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -Runs away-

I can use the strongest cards in a match and still loose to a noob.

"We be we baby!"

That just means you're a poor strategist.

A few snowflakes toppled me over and buried me under a snowbanks.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

And you survived? You're too tough here.

Anytime anyone mentions politics, I cry until I'm bleeding out of my eyes. Then it's a rush to the Hospital and Psychatric ward to calm me down.

Right this way.

Go on in!

HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I?

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Wrong place, Salty Spitoon's that way.

I can't come into contact with water because i'm deathly allergic to it.

But i a- A-ACK!... *ded*.

edited 7th Feb '17 8:23:39 PM by Jaxfirebus

Weenie hut is underwater. Salty spitoon is that way you big liar!

Whenever I see an emoji, I scream like a girl and crap my pants and cry for 24 Days.

"We be we baby!"

Go right in.

i do not physically exist.

no no no no, not air, air is physical. huh, i just realized i probably can't come in considering that i don't exist.

edited 7th Feb '17 8:31:02 PM by Jaxfirebus

So... You're like air? Well, come in, but don't touch anyone.

I'm here for the fan art contest. I have the most cute, kawaii paintings of puppies in fields!

Dogs? Those scare me, so no!

I find Arthur too violent for my tastes.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

I know. I can't even watch the intro. It's too loud. Come on in.

I regularly lose wrestling matches to ladies at a retirement home.

Huzzah

Everyone always underestimates old ladies, but come on in.

It took me 10 minutes to walk here from the parking lot around the building.

Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.