Get out of here, kid. You think I'm so short I look your age? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MINIATURE SHRIMP YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE!?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
straight up just a bear
Get away from me before I put this cleaver in your forehead.
Red Like Santa
Dipper, I'm scared.
Now known as Cyber Controller
I don't care how old you are, if you fuck with me... I will end you.
Listen, I'm legit disturbed. I can't think of a proper threat after that.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Flowey: Eh, Sans! A-A Human covered in Ketchup w-wants to date me... *gulp* h-help!
Sans: Sorry Kid... I D O N ' T H A N G O U T W I T H M U R D E R E R S.
straight up just a bear
God damn, is that a talking flower and a skeleton? What the hell did I take last night?
Red Like Santa
You're not a princess.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Sorry, darlin', your seduction can't work on me. 'Cause I'm a rock.
-Devidramon gets the feeling he's being watched, but ignores it and moves on-
Red Like Santa
Finn slays him.
Now known as Cyber Controller
straight up just a bear
..I-I'll be over t-there for a w-while. @_@
"No thanks, miss! While you're certainly okay looking, you're not exactly...er, human? Sorry to be offensive! That, and my prefrence-"
Random Writer is hit.
Red Like Santa
Finn politely turns him down.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
bump.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Eugh! This ridiculous Earthling holographic triangle seriously thinks it can copulate with me. Shameful!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
He only likes female cats.
"We be we baby!"
Into Oblivion
...Don't bother. I'm taken.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
The Absolute Madman
Heathcliff runs like Hell.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Dipper is seriously creeped out.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Al is weirded out and tells Dipper to push off. He's probably not friendly about it.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Red Like Santa
Maybe the girls, but not the old guy.
Now known as Cyber Controller
"Maybe? Listen miss, no offense to you, but you're a little yanderish, and you may be too young for me."
Yveltal used Oblivion Wing. Random fainted!
Dipper calls Stan.
Now known as Cyber Controller