hey
#552: May 7th 2017 at 1:45:09 AM
Move the fuck away.
hey
ActualBeatrice
Raygun
from the Salt Mines
Since: Jul, 2016
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#553: May 7th 2017 at 1:46:39 AM
Since clouds are located above me, that one can follow me everywhere I go.
Time to move to Mars.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
#554: May 7th 2017 at 5:47:21 AM
I'm dead.
TheWhiteWolf
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#555: May 8th 2017 at 7:53:36 AM
Time to run
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
She/Her | inactive for now
#556: May 8th 2017 at 5:19:48 PM
Holy shit, no!
burinnu
Tell me something happy
from Someplace
Since: Jan, 2001
Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#558: May 9th 2017 at 6:52:58 PM
Well I'm screwed. And not in the good way.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Everything's gonna happy!
#559: May 15th 2017 at 11:57:30 PM
Noooooooooooo!
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
#560: May 16th 2017 at 12:25:54 AM
I'm dead.
Dauthium_Silencer
The Traveling Hat Merchant
from ALL AROUND THE WORLD
Since: Dec, 2016
Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Traveling Hat Merchant
#562: May 16th 2017 at 5:25:59 AM
Im dead
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#563: May 16th 2017 at 5:46:39 AM
I got nothing to worry about. Can he even move with those limbs?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
She/Her | inactive for now
#564: May 20th 2017 at 5:33:29 AM
I think a call to the police is all I need here.
NASCARLOVER427
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
from Wherever He Wants
Since: May, 2016
Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#565: May 20th 2017 at 5:48:04 AM
Help me.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Enirboreh
AKA Nixer
from the domain of infinite floof.
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#566: May 20th 2017 at 5:52:03 AM
-Squish-
bork
She/Her | inactive for now
#569: Nov 1st 2017 at 3:57:21 PM
Okay, declaring her my waifu was obviously a huge mistake.
TheSilverShroud
Underworld Angel
from a tower of golems
Since: Mar, 2017
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Underworld Angel
#570: Nov 1st 2017 at 5:12:02 PM
Please don't hurt me
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Albino_Axolotl
from NC, United States
Since: Sep, 2017
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#571: Nov 1st 2017 at 6:30:16 PM
Okay...
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
chianticat10
Former Human
from Leaving Foxfell
Since: Jun, 2015
Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
#572: Nov 1st 2017 at 6:42:01 PM
Just say yes. If you knew they were clones of Betty Boop, you would say yes too!
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#574: Nov 2nd 2017 at 12:29:58 AM
I either step on it or give it a can of Mortein to the face. Bye bye.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
plant
#575: Nov 2nd 2017 at 12:31:58 AM
Well, they can basically put their body in any shape, so I'm fucked both figuratively and literally.
edited 2nd Nov '17 4:28:05 AM by n3rd_d4sh
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Total posts: 651
Wryyyyyy