Does Not Illustrate: Creepy Gas Station Attendant

Problem with this picture: it's a gas station, and maybe it's creepy... but there's no attendant in sight.

I don't have much to suggest as a replacement (except Brad Dourrif◊ in Urban Legend, but the quality is poor), but it shouldn't be hard for any horror film aficionado to think of something...

Opened. My overall question is, why is this focusing on the attendant and not the entire situation? Obviously a TRS matter, but still...

edited 16th Sep '15 6:38:09 AM by Willbyr

^ I have to agree with this, but just to offer a suggestion, here's a shot◊ of the gas station guy from The Cabin in the Woods.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

Poster for the movie Exit 33

Could work with the title cropped.

Looks like a mechanic, not an attendant.

Not really impressed with it either.

Panels 10-13 here?◊

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^ Well, he's creepy, but there's not much that visually tells us that he's a gas station attendant.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

Also the attendant is a Walking Spoiler, going to go with a 'God no' on any Persona 4 image for this.

The problem with Brad Dourif in Urban Legend is, his uniform is hardly visible.

edited 25th Sep '15 4:22:17 PM by eroock

I think Mortdecai is probably the best option here if we absolutely must show the attendant. If not, I'm fine with keeping the current.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

^

This one shows some signs of the gas station to avoid Just A Face And A Caption.

Pending other suggestions, 13 is good.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

Yeah, I like it.

"He'll pump your gas then cut your ass."

^ That works.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

Crowner.

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

Crowner.

Looks like we've got a winner. It's up and tagged; caption or no?

Old pic:

Maybe one of Mortdecai's quotes?

You've got roaming bands of armed, aggressive, tyrannical plumbers coming to your door, saying "Use our service, or else!"

No consensus on a caption; locking up.