At the heart of the world...
Fortunately, he knew this blacksmith who could make the sword into something he could use.
Unfortunately, he couldn't afford the blacksmith's services.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Fortunately, there were piles of gold manure on the ground he could sell for money.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
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Unfortunately, shoveling all the gold manure made him stink like, well, shit, so much that the blacksmith refused to serve him.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Fortunately, he found a bathhouse nearby.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
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Unfortunately, the rushing water loosened the superglue (which, upon closer inspection, was actually just particularly thin toothpaste.) The sword piece popped off, and went down the drain.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Fortunately, the wizard had a Soul Jar.
Fortunately, he was able to get it back with a spell.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Unfortunately, the spell undid his bond with the sword
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Fortunately, this means he doesn't have to carry it around anymore.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
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Unfortunately, without the sword, he now has both no mana and no way of getting more, leaving him open to attack.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
At the heart of the world...
Fortunately, he carried with him some Ethers, usually reserved for those not attuned to any magicks, and he downed a bottle of it.
Dying inside and out.
Unfortunately a portion of his soul was sealed into the sword, giving it life.
Sleep? Sleep?! Sleep is for the weak!
At the heart of the world...
Fortunately, it's his soul that's in it, meaning it won't attack itself lest the soul force dissipate with the death of its original host.
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
Unfortunately, said sword hops off killing people in the wizard's name, getting him in massive trouble.
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My son is a dumbass
Fortunately, everyone it kills is actually an enemy to the wizard.
edited 8th Jul '15 4:26:00 AM by Blackie
One just might
Unfortunately, the wizard enemies' enemies hate the wizard too, now that their enemies are gone, they can go after the wizard now.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Fortunately, the sword came back and killed those enemies as well.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Unfortunately, they regenerated.
One just might
Fortunately, they become dumber when they regenerate.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
At the heart of the world...
Unfortunately, one of the wizard's enemies' enemies was a genius and only got a little dumber, and he took control of the other ones.
edited 8th Jul '15 7:44:39 AM by BlackMageAnolis
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Fortunately, the wizard was able to decapitate the genius guy with a shovel while he was busy browsing plans.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Unfortunately, he still had a bunch of morons to deal with.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
At the heart of the world...
Fortunately, they're all morons, so they end up killing themselves.
Unfortunately, he had no idea how to use a sword.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!