PAINKILLER
Unfortunately, he realizes he's in another dream a la Inception.
edited 29th Jul '15 7:07:06 PM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
fortunately, he is no longer a giraffe.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Not an evil Thievul
Unfortunately, he's now a cockroach being chased by Dale!
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
fortunately, this isn't how I remembered it
edited 29th Jul '15 7:39:04 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
Unfortunately, there's an army of tanks rolling in the area.
edited 29th Jul '15 8:58:02 PM by KingFeraligatr
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Fortunately, We have (a) reserves, and (b), a wizard.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Unfortunately, the wizard is a Grand Wizard
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Okay, I'll try it your way for once
fortunately, war has changed, so we can just strap a bomb to the wizard and send him at the enemy army
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Unfortunately, the Wizard is explosion proof, and kills the person who suggested that idea.
my current job
Fortunately, we have a necromancer.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
Fortunately, that divide by zero rift swallows the wizard.
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Asgore Adopts Noelle
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Unfortunately, it's Kel'Thuzad.
Unfortunately, the Wizard just comes back 2 seconds later. He's immune to Divided-by-Zero Rifts.
edited 30th Jul '15 7:00:24 PM by DingoWalley1
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
fortunately, someone multiplies by zero, and that cancels the rift, because anything multiplied by zero, is zero, even if we don't kniw the value of the other part.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Unfortunately, Sonic(2006) has appeared!
edited 30th Jul '15 10:49:35 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Not an evil Thievul
Fortunately, it's actually a much more decent version of the game and lacks any bestality.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
Unfortunately, the princess is a zombie now.
Fly Air Madeline
Fortunately, she became the IZombie variety.
edited 1st Aug '15 5:47:47 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
Unfortunately, she spontaneously ceased to exist.
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Back after a long hiatus
Fortunately, she was annoying anyway.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Unfortunately, she got replaced with a Knight of Cerebus. On a Rollercoaster!
edited 2nd Aug '15 12:24:00 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Fortunately, the Roller Coaster was amazing!
The man behind the slaughter
Unfortunately, he killed hundreds of thousands of civilian's.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
Fortunately, I flagged those civilians to respawn in the editor.
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my current job
Unfortunately, the editor was drunk that day.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Fortunetely, it's at this point that Hank wakes up from his horrible nightmare. ("BWAAAAAAH!")
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."