Dying inside and out.
A long time ago in the mighty Empire of Zambonta, there lived a powerful wizard and his young apprentice.
Sleep? Sleep?! Sleep is for the weak!
The World's Least Powerful Man
Unfortunately, his apprentice was planning to betray him.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
my current job
Fortunately, the wizard had a plan!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The King Without a Kingdom
Unfortunately, the apprentice had a backup plan.
It's been 3000 years…
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Fortunately, the wizard knew of the Apprentices treachery, and killed him.
edited 6th Jul '15 8:45:07 PM by DingoWalley1
At the heart of the world...
Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), he was soon arrested for the murder of his apprentice, the apprentice's parents obviously not very keen on having their son killed by his own master.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Fortunately, the wizard magicked himself far away.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unfortunately, the magic left traces the authorities could follow.
Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a chore
Dying inside and out.
Fortunately the authorities were completely incompetent and were still unable to catch him.
Edit: Whoops
edited 6th Jul '15 10:05:57 PM by Elyzian
Sleep? Sleep?! Sleep is for the weak!
At the heart of the world...
Fortunately, the wizard was on pretty good terms with Jatonsta, and they had tea together.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Unfortunately, the wizards late apprentice began to haunt him.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The King Without a Kingdom
Fortunately, the apprentice was laughably terrible at haunting his former master.
It's been 3000 years…
Unfortunately, he had a more competent ghost help him.
#24601
Fortunately, the wizard was able to use his magic to dispel the ghost.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Unfortunately, the wizard used up the last of his mana casting this spell.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Not an evil Thievul
Fortunately, he found a magic sword under a sleeping badger that was there for some reason.
edited 7th Jul '15 3:51:08 PM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
The World's Least Powerful Man
Unfortunately, the sword could only be used by the pure of heart.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Fortunately, the wizard found a loophole that allowed him to use the sword.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Unfortunately, this bound his soul to the sword meaning he must always be within twenty meters of it or he shall perish.
#24601
Fortunately, he found a loophole that only part of the sword had to be near him, so he sawed off a little piece of it and superglued it to his forehead.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Unfortunately, this made it really hard to talk to people. They kept staring at the chunk of metal on his forehead.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
#24601
Fortunately, he bought a hat to hide it.
Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Fly Air Madeline
Unfortunately, his hat had a hole in the top.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Fortunately, he was able to turn it so that a) it hid the sword chunk and b) it allowed him to show off his ponytail.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
This game is simple: we, the tropers, take turns telling bits and pieces of a story, alternating between fortunate things in the story and unfortunate things.
It goes on until the thread is locked, we all lose interest in this very thread, or whatever other reason you could think of.
Now get to work, tropers! I won't start it because I already used up all of my ideas and/or imagination on the example.
edited 6th Jul '15 5:32:52 PM by ElliottB1