We are in a Room with our Avatars

"Not if you gave him the Plot Armour, but..."

"Montoya hates him IC and OOC so yeah. I also dislike the guy but I see him more as a plot device than a real character, a Generic Doomsday Villain that is there to "snap" the plot in place."

edited 29th Nov '15 3:20:56 AM by Bolded1

"Yeah. I don't care if he has an actual identity, there is pretty much no way to get me to stop thinking he's a Diabolus ex Nihilo at this point."

"Also, his name always reminds me of that "Sexual Assault!" meme from Naruto Abridged... makes it a bit hard to take him seriously, as you can imagine..."

"Seriously, imagine the Assault doing Kancho to someone..."

edited 29th Nov '15 3:22:36 AM by MicoolTNT

"Mic, I wouldn't do that here unless I'm in full sociopath mode."

"Man, is everyone here a sociopath?"

"No. They just don't know what that word means."

edited 29th Nov '15 3:24:17 AM by MicoolTNT

"No. I'm pretty normal."

"Montoya would pretty much come to your house and make you write a story about the Assault horribly, painfully and karmatically dyin'

"I ain't or at least I don't think I am."

Oh hey, I am here along with the Bear Terminator.

"But I can be a sociopath... also, seriously, I'm tired IRL. I'm going the fuck to sleep."

The douchebag disappears into thin air.

edited 29th Nov '15 3:28:08 AM by SymeSynth

"Goodnight!"

I attempt to sense if the Bear Terminator is still Metatron'd.

"Night!"

edited 29th Nov '15 3:27:49 AM by MicoolTNT

"Haha, why was that a wham line."

Yes, BT is still metatron'd after trying to sense it.

"Ok. Night Syme." I say and sit on a chair.

I attempt to use a "Will of Metatron" override to get him to do the chicken dance... but get bonked in the back of the head by a fast-flying white crystal out of nowhere before I can do anything. So I decide to brain spam him with nonsense instead.

"Messing with someone's mind ? You monster !"

Bolded try to, in an hypocrite fit, KILL Micool.

I activate my green Omni-tool and turn intangible.

Bear Terminator then starts to pull off That Russian Squat Dance while saying gibberish after getting brain spammed.

"BHSBXBSXBWBXSBXHXSHXBSBXS." BT spouts while I give a confused stare. I slowly turn towards Micool.

"Ohh boy. This won't end well."

edited 29th Nov '15 3:35:58 AM by RobotTophat

I use the glitched-out Bear Terminator as a decoy to make my escape.

Good night!

Goodnight Micool.

I panic with the glitched out terminator.

"Dang it Micool! I'll get ya for this!" I say and shake my angrily fist towards the sky.

"Fine, guess I have to fix this myself."

I then move towards BT and press the off switch on it's neck, turning it off.

"There."

edited 29th Nov '15 3:49:23 AM by RobotTophat

"Nice work robot."

Because I fell asleep before we could do this, Duncan grabs Stripper!Mike tightly with Hard Light hands and pins him to the ground roughly. Soon, all Mike's clothes are removed piece by flimsy piece.

Time for ass destruction. Duncan stomps on his back and brings up a barrier of Hard Light around them to conceal what he's about to do to him from unready eyes.

edited 29th Nov '15 1:07:20 PM by BaronGreen

I chuckle.

"Work his what, babe?"

defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier

I chuckle, blushing a bit. "Heh...I tried writing that at 6 am. I'm surprised it was as readable as it was."

Mike's screams can be heard from inside the barrier.

Peter is watching the whole thing through his Omni-tool. It's... not pretty.

edited 29th Nov '15 1:10:42 PM by AqueousBunnies