my current job
Use the jelly instead!
A person has just gone missing!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
Tell him to come back and get back to work.
I think my organs are liquefied.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Find an Organ Solidifier, or just live in a Fridge for 3 Days if you wanna do it the cheap way.
I'm being devoured alive by an Alien.
QUICK, BECOME POISONOUS!
Entire enemy team is bulletproof, blastproof, and fireproof.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
my current job
Light yourself on fire!
There's a man on fire!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Put him out with water.
I can't seem to find the remote.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
You're going to need to go to Mount Doom to get a new one. But you have to take a really long path to get there.
My house is haunted.
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
Delete system 32.
I think my liver just failed.
"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
Shadow of Legends
Let me get out my Medigun...
Everyone I know has joined a cult.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
My son is a dumbass
Join the cult!
I do not know what to wear
my current job
Ask the significant other.
My phone is acting wonky.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
PAINKILLER
Did you try turning it off and on again?
There's a prolific troller in a forum and Mods are asleep.
edited 19th May '15 10:16:10 AM by electronic-tragedy
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
TROLL HIM BACK.
There isn't enough ham.
My son is a dumbass
There is no Grass Porridge.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Make it yourself (With Grass).
My house is surrounded by 30's style gangsters with machine guns.
The King Without a Kingdom
Open up your doors, tell them you have beer in the kitchen for them to drink, lock the door behind them, then call the cops.
The milk's gone sour!
It's been 3000 years…
For this game, a person will post a problem (NOT SCHOOL PROBLEMS) and the person below will answer it, and then put out another problem. So, basic stuff. First problem
Not enough peanut butter
edited 17th May '15 8:20:40 AM by Beaver
Is this a Jo Jo reference?