One just might
Godwinning on the commie hater.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Stalks ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
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Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
posts gay bear facesitting porn, because I'm into it, everyone else wants to see it.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
64th Successor
Attack Helicopter copypasta.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Decides that this is the best place to post my best friend's new Sonic OC.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
No, NO, NO!!! It's my friend's new Sonic Original Character! Do NOT STEALLLL!!!!!! (posts colour reskin of Miles Tails.)
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Shadow of Legends
Declares that every work mentioned so far on this page is shit.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Declares that Kantai Collection is best anime.
Mona Megistus!
Says Naruto is even better than Kantai Collection. Clearly a 12 year old boy who knows nearly nothing about real anime.
edited 23rd May '16 2:30:47 PM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Post 2 girls 1 cup and licks his lips, saying "I'd love to be there with those two eating that and kissing them afterwards."
It's ice cream. The director is known for making fake scat porn using chocolate, it was on a documentary on Channel 4.
I think I might have gone too far, since I know it's ice cream, but YOU didn't until just now.
Sage.
edited 23rd May '16 3:23:51 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Pretends to be a straw feminist and says you should be ashamed of yourself for assuming the women are too weak to eat shit alone.
Michael Bay is a cinematic genius of our time! Posts every picture from before with explosions to prove that. From Scat porn with explosions, Navy SEALS with explosions, to organs with explosions. Even the explosions have explosions in them.
Shadow of Legends
Reaffirms that all the works referenced on this page are still shit.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
posts "No, they're not. Stop trying to convince ME to look mad by eating them."
Anyway, SPOILER: 2 girls 1 cup contains FAKE SHIT. It's a very special version of Rocky Road Ice Cream.
Therefore, all you going on about shit-eating don't look in spoiler tags, but you should look in this one : Hastur, Hastur, Hastur, Y'Golonac, Piers Morgan
edited 24th May '16 6:28:34 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Posts intention to summon Azathoth.
Mona Megistus!
Posts a guide on how to summon demons and other eldritch spirits.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Posts the entire text to The Lesser Key Of Solomon and 777, because I actually know what the books are called, unlike the idiot above me.
This is in character as someone looking for an internet fight.
By the way, that attack helicopter copypasta is old hat, you want a new copy pasta.
edited 25th May '16 10:05:22 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Shadow of Legends
Mouths off about how You Are Too Late, I've already summoned the Legions of Chaos. I then lovingly and graphically describe their defeat of both the aforementioned entities. Much violation of orifices is involved. As well as disgusting and fast-acting diseases.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mona Megistus!
Necros the thread.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Writes post consisting solely of every variation of the Attack Helicopter copypasta known to man.
Red Like Santa
Wild Creationist appears.
Now known as Cyber Controller
States I'm an atheist and riffs on your beliefs.
Noob posts awkward introduction and links to her Rodham-Clinton/Bader-Ginsburg femslash collection.
Threatens to kill![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
for being a commie.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.