Accusation of and being shills for Wall Street and/or Clinton
edited 1st Feb '16 8:23:10 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas EdisonObnoxious long post about everything wrong with religion and people. Blablabla by now only the most persistent tropes are still reading this.
#nolivesmatterObnoxious long post (part 2/3)
#nolivesmatterObnoxious long post (part 3/3) nobody reads this long I bet.
#nolivesmatterReads the entire post and meticulously proceeds to call you out on each point you made followed by claiming people like you are what's wrong wrong this planet.
Dodging every single counterpoint (even the legitimate ones) with accuses of you not "getting it" My points look different on the surface but by 2nd glaze they're all just "you don't agree because you're too stupid".
edited 4th Feb '16 3:41:54 AM by Zeanobia
#nolivesmatterI am here to call the two of you mentally handicapped and demand you visit your mothers house for a nice cup of coffee instead of being here, without making any points to contribute to the argument or offer any healthy way to defuse it.
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.I proceed to insult your mother, father, grandmother and fith grade math teacher.
Telling the above poster that just because he/she is abused by his/her mother, father, grandmother and fith grade math teacher, he/she should not hate all mothers, fathers, grandmothers and fifth grade math teachers.
edited 4th Feb '16 5:50:19 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Calls out for making a personal attack with a personal attack of my own, and tops it all off by telling to perform an anatomically impossible act.
Post claiming to have hit the 'report to mods' button.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Post, calling your bluff, and claiming you're actually too cowardly to do such a thing. Proceed to laugh at you, vigorously.
Passes the popcorn to his friends.
Starts a debate on lolicon. Says that all who dislike it are narrow minded bigots.
Now known as Cyber ControllerLabels you a pedophile likely on their 40s and starts claiming in broken grammar that they have hacked your personal information and forwarded it to the CIA, FBI, NSA and Spetsnaz so you will receive what is due to arrive for you. Ends by proclaiming to think of the children.
Navy SEAL copypasta.
20 variations on said copypasta
Top Minds copypasta
edited 5th Feb '16 10:38:42 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas EdisonCopypasta war intensifies
edited 6th Feb '16 6:35:37 PM by SmartGirl333
Starts a debate on shipping.
Now known as Cyber ControllerShipping is against X.
Bursts in out of nowhere to self-righteously denounce the 'immature' argument and everyone involved, accusing them of living in their parents' basements, with the heavy implication that I am more mature and therefore superior.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."Starts an argument about Anime. Claims that Fourkids Entertainment is the best dubber.
Now known as Cyber ControllerI will now use the phrase "gg no re" non-ironically in a sentence.
edited 4th Mar '16 10:41:20 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Accusation of being a Reddit user, phrased in a very mocking, self-demonstrating way loaded with Discredited Memes, with the implication that all Reddit users continue to use memes after the memes' deaths.