The train to 4chan

I went to FSTDT once. I lol'd my faith in humanity away.

Wandered the Wikipedia Library for a while. That thing is like a fucking maze.

edited 23rd May '15 3:05:12 AM by SmartGirl333

I was trying to find fanart of Shinji hugging a smiling Rei, and am on the train to /a/.

Coulda sworn you meant Asuka...

Anyhoo, I took a trip to the Cutting Room Floor, and I didn't really like I because there was barely anything for all the stuff I liked. Except SaGa Frontier. Yea, that game coulda had so much more...

Now why is it that people purposely visit and bitch about the boards meant for shock value, but pay no attention to the boards meant for actual discussion?

"Idk, 4chan is like that, I'm only here to get to the steam store to buy some games."

I was headed down to Kongregate with plans to spent the afternoon in the arcade.

I'm just going to the YouTube Movie Theater to sit on my butt and watch some guy dramatically read stupid things people have said about other movies.

"I know that guy, isn't he basically a grammar teacher as well?" (Reference to Your grammar sucks)

(well that's what i was referencing in the post already)

(Oh) "He is very funny. Besides... Why are there 6 year olds going to 4 chan?" *Points at kids on the train*

They're always there, can't you tell?

"Ya, stupid kids should go to that ABC Mouse school or something." *he then proceeds to toss the kids out of the window and into the ABC Mouse school* "And that's advertising for you, Ma'am."

I was sitting in the shadows eavesdropping on 4chan recently, and apparently the overwhelming concentration of immature children is also due to something called "summer vay-kay".

"Oh yeah, Summer Vacation, If you want to say it correctly, I see teenagers also going into the gaming sites during then. Oh, and did you hear about the old men going to the dating services with fake identities? So illegal. They should get punished."

(Reaches into bag, patting around to see if all dank memes are there and accounted for.)

…

(Realizes that the few memes packed are old and stale, only dank enough for other normies.)

(Sighs deeply.)

I think I got onto the wrong train... where's the next station?

"It's 4chan, and then Youtube, and then Reddit, And finally, My stop, The steam store."

I was sitting around on Tumblr, crying at sad pairings.

I'm on the wrong train. :(

(Gets out meme kit.)

(Contemplates making new, trendy meme whilst on the train.)

…

(Realizes that this would be memeing in public.)

(Puts meme kit back, sighing.)

"What are you doing?"

Hm? -looks at meme kit - You're not thinking about using that on a cat, right?

I've never been on 4chan, but I hear bad things about it and if it's anything like that cesspit RPG Codex, I'm not getting on. I can walk home.

I heard someone insulted my waifu in /a/, so I have to go defend her honor.