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Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remember that his yoga class...

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edited 11th Mar '15 2:42:32 PM by yellowturtle

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences. However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies. Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences. However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies. Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by....

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by Johnny Test to remake his show or die so Babe decided the only sensible thing to do was...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by Johnny Test to remake his show or die so Babe decided the only sensible thing to do was to create a huge explosion out of their hideous breath, which...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by Johnny Test to remake his show or die so Babe decided the only sensible thing to do was to create a huge explosion out of their hideous breath, which was so large that blew up Babe, whilst opening a portal that allowed Xion to enter the world, which led to...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by Johnny Test to remake his show or die so Babe decided the only sensible thing to do was to create a huge explosion out of their hideous breath, which was so large that blew up Babe, whilst opening a portal that allowed Xion to enter the world, which led to him giving a ring to Galactus, who swept in and started training dolphins to do his dirty work, while...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy was having too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class was full of ninjas, but fortunately The Teenage Mutant Samurai Wombats came in to murder all of their puppies.

Years later, Ba Be the pig concores all of Europe, and his wife is a sentient pig pinata who likes to torture people for fun and profit, so they all had a picnic under the CN Tower where they were approached by Johnny Test to remake his show or die so Babe decided the only sensible thing to do was to create a huge explosion out of their hideous breath, which was so large that blew up Babe, whilst opening a portal that allowed Xion to enter the world, which led to him giving a ring to Galactus, who swept in and started training dolphins to do his dirty work, while a green duck became depressed and...