Finish the story

It's pretty simple, just continue the story from the last post, and try to not make a big fucking paragraph

I'll start

Once upon a time...

edited 6th Mar '15 7:38:11 AM by not_illuminati

Once upon a time a little fat boy...

edited 6th Mar '15 7:39:03 AM by Blackie

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed...

edited 6th Mar '15 12:19:00 PM by not_illuminati

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and..

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

edited 7th Mar '15 8:30:18 PM by NegaKingKix

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by...

edited 8th Mar '15 11:42:01 AM by yellowturtle

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However,

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who...

edited 10th Mar '15 5:09:14 PM by yellowturtle

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necormancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before the cops arrest him. But then the fat boy...

Once upon a time a little, fat boy fell down some stairs and killed a tiger that really hated it when someone was falling down stairs and smelled like a soda fountain because Little Cindy Lu Who came all over it when the story took a sharp left turn into pornography, so The Church kindly excused the Who family and performed a Brain Bleach and this was done by watching a film about anthropomorphic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who all suffered a Cruel and Unusual Death by extensive run-on sentences.

However, The Necromancer decided to bring one back to life, but it wanted to die so it stayed very dead, and the Dark Lord returned to his apartment in frustration and fed his goldfish, who would much rather have the hookers over, so The Necromancer remained frustrated, and explained, yet again, to his goldfish that he was underage. Right then The Necromancer's neighbor, Satan, knocked on the door and told the creator of the thread to end the story before everyone has too much fun, since he loves Misery and Despair. Just then, he remembered that his yoga class...

edited 11th Mar '15 2:42:54 PM by yellowturtle