Oh come on...who wrotes this?!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
I don't know this chick. And how is this even slash, I'm a dude.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Why have I been shipped with Azog, of all people?
edited 7th Dec '14 10:43:04 PM by IchigoMontoya
What? Since when would Thor ever fall for me!? And I don't swing that way either...
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Aww yeah!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Well, you know what they say: "but you screw one rainbow..."
Okay, author, why does this fic feature me screwing a guy who's clad in in Dwemer armor?
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
NEINEINEINEINEINEIN
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS UNHOLY ELDRITCH ****!?!?!?!?! I thought she'd eat me and get everything over with, but this!?
edited 12th Dec '14 8:08:14 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Classic
Hey IC! Some asshole made this crap about me doing Calia and Amber! Let's go take some explosive lemons and burn the author's house down with them!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Indeed! That same guy also did me doing bad things to S&C's family! That is one HUGE Travesty and I'll never forgive him! Let's burn his house down together!
\*goes off with Stormer to burn the ficwriter's house with exploding lemons, and feeds the fic writer with one*
edited 12th Dec '14 8:17:52 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Well, there's only one logical thing to do. -hunts down the author and punches them in the face-
my current job
Oh, sure, because the first thing I'd do upon meeting a god is try to get in his pants. NOT!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Just as planned."
Myself with Paul Merton. That's likely the sanest thing I've read so far.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tief girl with eartude
Title: "Gendo's Agender"
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerAlright, what the hell? Somebody got their biology all wrong, that's now how birds' eggs get fertilized!
...eheh
"Just as planned."
... I seem to have gone with two women who are seemingly both spunky. Huh.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Really, author? You couldn't even be bothered to keep Rei female?
....this isn't as bad as the other one, but I still want to set the author on fire.
My AO3. Results may vary
This is a joke, right?
Doesn't seem as bad as the previous ones I saw. They got my sexual preferences right, and she's a human(oid).
edited 7th Dec '14 6:55:06 PM by ironcommando
...eheh