Nope. There are entirely too many guns around here. I am GONE. [leaves quickly and quietly]
WAH!
...Oh, hey. Sorry, you startled me, all appearing out of nowhere like that.
...Can you teach me how to bake a pie?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - wait. On a scale of 1 to fuck off, how much do you feel like murdering people right now?
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.U-um hello, what in the world are you two doing here?
The League of HeroesHOLY FUCK NO STAY AWAY FROM ME
So an exact copy of Earth just appeared right next to me?! We're doomed.
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"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Hello there! Are you two lost or something?
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hatsSo, how bad was your day that you're hanging out with me?
Oh my god, your outfit is adorable. ^_^
TORIEL
-hug-
IS EVERYONE ELSE HERE?
...
What the he—
borkHow did you get in here, Saya- WAIT!
YOU'RE A DUDE?!
(blink)
Oh, hey there... I'm sorry what?
Urge to drop-kick rising.
I need to update these things more oftenok . . . so shirtless demon boy thing I have a question, Are you real or have I just lost my goddamn mind?
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Back away slowly...back away slowly...
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Opens a window and lets the bird out of the house, and makes pumpkin pie.
The League of HeroesI start looking for a stake and a hammer.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.Um... You're cute and all but the next time you appear next to me can you not bring the tank? Thanks!
The League of Heroes
- Dies from heart attack.*
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