Found this interesting, which gave me a chuckle:
I have not read this one, and furthermore don't intend to, but from The Prayer Warriors...
edited 5th Oct '14 1:41:09 AM by KarkatTheDalek
Oh God! Natural light!When I think of weird fanfiction disclaimers, the first thing I think of was a Neon Genesis Evangeleon crossover with Slayers that was MSTed by Elmer Studios. Lengthy irrelevant scenes that existed solely to have the disclaimer warning as the punchline.
Which led to a nice meta-example in one of the later parts on their site. Warning: Contains Disclaimer
I remember a Hetalia fandom one that said "[the author] will not own any of the country characters until [she] finally rules the world" or something to that effect it was fairly amusing, and I think comes from the absurdity of writing I don't own country name. I can't remember the exact quote.
The disclaimers on A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts amused me.
-reader forced to fill in the blanks all by themselves-
And eventually,
The first time I saw that joke, I thought it was really funny, but then it got old as I saw it spread from author to author.
"Kiritsugu Emiya died at the conclusion of the Fourth Grail War. But not before offering himself to the World in exchange for summoning someone capable of preventing another such disaster. Now summoned as Counter Guardian EMIYA during the Fifth Grail War, the gun-slinging Archer continues on his path of killing people to save people. Summary is awesome but story sucks."
It's those last few words that get me.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!But it is a clever bit of reverse psychology, eh? It sure made me want to read it.
It is.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!""Transformers, GI Joe and Jem and the Holograms are all copyright Hasbro. I am not making money or gaining any form of compensation from this story beyond the satisfaction of having written it. I do not own ANY of the properties mentioned anywhere in this story. Not even Burgerville, though I do like to have lunch there every now and then."
That last bit just makes me smile.
RIP Leonard Nimoy 26/03/1931 - 27/02/2015That Fate/Stay Night fic summary joke is so awesome. Definitely wish more put more effort like that.
But its weird, in another thread we were just talking about how awesome would a "Summary is awesome, Story Sucks " label would be.
Discord: Waido X 255#1372 If you cant contact me on TV Tropes do it here.Found this:
"Usual disclaimer: I don't own it. Not FF Tactics, not the characters, not the setting, nothing. And you probably don't either. And if you do, uh, that's cool but what are you doing here? You're kinda scaring me."
Can be anything from the hilarious to the outright weird.
I've yet to see one though.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"