insert commentary here
Quick, put the Balrog in the nuclear reactor to see what happens. For Science!!
We need to get the reactor down that tunnel that Hobo ran down!
...eheh
insert commentary here
Oh, um, everyone, start pushing!
\*Attaches a machine to the reactor to make it move* Remote controls, set! Now lets move this thing!
...eheh
insert commentary here
Try not to squish Hobo
\*controls the reactor towards Balrog*
Are you sure this is a good idea?
...eheh
insert commentary here
Sure it is
Alright, since it's your idea, it's your responsibility if the Balrog turns into something... worse.
\*manouvers reactor around Hobo and pushes it right into the Balrog!*
...eheh
dives out of the way of the reactor
the Balrog pulsates with energy and science-y sparkles, and it doubles in size! and again... and again... before abruptly popping into a cloud of smoke
when the smoke clears, all that is left of the Balrog is a... rather... dusty old fez, because apparently mobile science-y reactors now turn giant fire demons into nice hats
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noWe don't really know what that fez does... yet.
...eheh
Everybody stand back! That fez could be loaded!
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
insert commentary here
I'm going back to drilling all the way into the earth.
So, anywhere I can put this diamond?
Wait for the new minecart to come back down. The old one got thrown.
...eheh
insert commentary here
Whoops, I forgot to buy one while cashing in mithril. Here's one hundred dollars.
\*shapes alloy into a device*
\*dials order-a-minecart on device*
\*places $100 into the device*
\*30s later, new minecart is here*
Well, that WAS fast.
edited 27th Sep '14 8:10:25 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
insert commentary here
Yay, now we can send this gigantic pile of loot on one teensy little minecart to the surface!
edited 27th Sep '14 8:11:49 AM by Nouct
Of course, the minecart with chest has 27 item slots.
edited 27th Sep '14 8:17:20 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Where's Gandalf when we need him!?
There's more morphic alloy here! *Starts digging*
edited 27th Sep '14 4:17:01 AM by ironcommando
...eheh