-starts gunning down badgers-
OI
ASSHOLES
STOP KILLING SQUIDDIES
I'm only killing badgers lol
Somebody else fed the squid a bomb though...
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
-sets up a mining beam autoturret and starts using Dual Wield pusher beams to protect it and the other miners-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Alright, gold get.
\*Puts it in the express minecart*
...eheh
my current job
No, that's the silver cart!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Wait, silver? But Jondanger put copper in it the last time!
...eheh
insert commentary here
The orange goop's taking over the fusion reactor!
Get some water quick, the fusion reactor's made of water-soluble stuff!
\*collects water via non-morphic suction tool, sprays it at the reactor to dissolve it*
edited 24th Sep '14 9:06:29 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Wow! This sure is one big diamond!
Crazy Awesome Personified
Leggo of my leg!
Party time!
insert commentary here
I attack whatever's attacking Surt by throwing the express minecart at it
It's a good thing that the materials have already been transferred upstairs...
\*Ducks to avoid the minecart.*
...eheh
Hey guys. I brought sandwiches!
insert commentary here
Thanks?
We still don't know what that orange stuff was. Good thing the reactor's dissolved- who knows what would happen if it took over?
...eheh
insert commentary here
I'm going to go cash in this mithril so we can get an even better fusion reactor.
\*mines some gold*
Make sure that orange stuff doesn't take it over!
...eheh
insert commentary here
I'm back with a fusion reactor and a gigantic mobile base. Time to drill all the way to the core of the earth!
Got enough weaponry? I heard that you reach unspeakable stuff if you drill too deep...
...eheh
actually i am dead wow
Well I'm a new worker here and... Wait what are ya doin with that?
boop I'm more active on hereThis? *shapes drill into a sword*
It's morphic alloy that turns into what you want it to be. Careful though it is water soluble.
...eheh
meanwhile, is running through the tunnels in a strange hurry, and disappears down another tunnel
Guys, run! I Dug Too Deep again!
five seconds later, a ginormous Balrog pops out of the tunnel I came from and runs after me into the tunnel I disappeared into, roaring with fury
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
actually i am dead wow
I'm not even sure if it was related to Gargleblash or if it's... something else.
edited 23rd Sep '14 8:51:38 PM by ironcommando
...eheh