my current job
Okay, take note employees: pickaxes are like guitar strings; if you need new ones, you need new ones. So don't freak out if you break one. Just tell the nearest crafter, and he'll get you a replacement.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I am a dwarfman and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole!
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
I've got a huge supply of TNT, if anybody needs it.
Claim jumpers will be persecuted.
For duty, duty, must be done, the rule applies to everyone;
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
What are we mining for, again?
Crazy Awesome Personified
Gems, precious metals, whatever you can get your hands on.
Party time!
Shadow of Legends
-gets out a mining laser-
You know what my credo is? Work smarter, not harder! You gotta have the right tools for the job!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
I take all the gold they dug up and run away as fast as possible
Scanning...!
Looks like nobody found this vein of Unobtanium...
\*starts digging at a vein of strange material*
...eheh
-is blasting stone apart with a machine gun-
"WOOHOO!"
Shadow of Legends
-fires mining laser at the ceiling just in front of Nouct, causing a slight cave-in that creates a barrier of rubble to stop him/her.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Guys I think I dug too deep.
Gargleblash was a Forgotten Beast. An arachnid, It has no eyes. It's stone skin is asymmetrical. It has the ability to paralyze with a glare. Beware it's deadly dust!
edited 23rd Sep '14 4:28:21 AM by Trip
And then there was silence
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Darn, it's kinda dark here.
-Lights kerosene lamp-
-Is terrified by the Forgotten Beast, causing me to drop the lamp-
-Explodes-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing\*gets unobtanium and touches it with bare hands*
\*unobtainum seems to morph into whatever I want it to be*
Woohoo! *uses it as a super-tough drill to drill more, perhaps getting more for all of us*
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
-whips out a pusher beam and tries to use it to keep the monster away from everyone else-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
HFFRGNGARG
welp that's on your hands i'm looking for adamatanium
And then there was silence
insert commentary here
I whip out my science kit and begin experimenting with the Unobtanium. Also, now we're stuck in here. The monster is blocking the way to the cave-in. Now what?
@Nouct "That stuff seems to morph into the shape of whatever you want it to be when you hold it."
...eheh
insert commentary here
I turn it into a nuclear fusion reactor to provide power for our tools
\*gets ready some energy weapons, charged by the reactor*
\*And a giant fan too. That spider-thing has dangerous dust*
edited 23rd Sep '14 4:55:22 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
-continues using pusher beam to buy everyone else enough time to kill the damn thing-
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
KLA JHGADF
edited 23rd Sep '14 5:05:56 AM by trip
And then there was silence"FIRE!!!"
\*Fires plasma and lasers at the spider thing.*
\*Begins to operate the fan to blow at the spider*
"I'm detecting hazardous dust from it, we may need some wind!"
edited 23rd Sep '14 5:07:22 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
-Is burning-
-Runs towards the FB-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Exactly What It Says on the Tin