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Oh. yeah. baxter. Jack rolled his eyes, looking at the girl, the whole split personalities got confusing. He shrugged, fumbling with the latches on his gauntlets, before they both landed, THOOM! The noise of the heavy gauntlets smashing into the ground. And then he punched the psycho in the face.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:06:44 PM by TroyandHawk

Sophie was pushed back from the punch, flipping backwards and landing against the wall. She stood back up, wiping her lip and grinning ear to ear. "Hell yeah! Let's do this!" She reached behind her back and pulled out her boomerang, whipping it out, and it beeped and humming to life. "Don't think I'll go easy on that pretty boy face of yours just because Tori has a crush on you."

B-Baxter! You ass! Don't tell him that!

Sophie created two arms from the floor to grab onto Jack's ankles and hold him there as she threw her boomerang right at him, the razor-sharp edges pointed and aimed for his face.

TINK!

Jack recoiled, it almost looked like the boomerang was stuck in his face, before he turned, the boomerang trapped between his teeth, he spat the boomerang out, cracking his knuckles.

"No more toys."

edited 20th Sep '14 9:31:49 PM by TroyandHawk

"Alright...My sworn rival...You'll have to defeat me before you have any hope of ever marrying my sister!"

I-Is he talking about me?!

Baxter still thought he was a Shonen protagonist. And Jack was his sworn rival. Sophie smirked, then charged at Jack, tackling him to the ground, and began tumbling around trying to get good hits in.

Jack tried to roll off, only to find his legs were still trapped, He looked around, before punching the crazy in the stomach and throwing her towards the wall as he tried to break the arms off.

edited 20th Sep '14 9:50:55 PM by TroyandHawk

Sophie caught herself against the window. "Nice try, Jack!" Hands appeared out of the wall behind Jack and pushed him against Sophie, who wrapped all four of her arms around Jack, and launched herself to the ground, in an attempt to send Jack slamming to the ground.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:06:39 PM by Saturn

Cara thought about the question for a moment as she swallowed the egg she'd been eating.

"I slept fine! Well... I did wake up on the floor. But it's not that important. Did you sleep all right?"

Jack slammed into the wall, he grunted before using the leverage to shoot his foot into the stomach of Baxter, and slamming them into the wall.

edited 20th Sep '14 9:51:40 PM by TroyandHawk

Baxter let out a grunt from Jack's foot, Sophie stayed wrapped around him, creating more and more arms to pull him in tight, trying to spin him and launch him towards the towards the ground with all her strength. "Prepare yourself, Jack! Here comes the Ultima Final Izumi Drop Cann-NO!" Sophie's eyes changed to pink, and her expression changed. Just as Sophie flipped Jack over, launching him to slam him into the ground, Sophie grabbed onto him and tumbled towards the ground with him, landing over on top of him, her butt landing on his face. "A-Ah. Oops. D-damn it, Baxter, you ass...Don't hurt him!"

edited 20th Sep '14 9:56:35 PM by Saturn

Sophie was unceremoniously thrown aside by Jack, who sat up. "Look, if you want to fight me, can you stop switching mid fight into the personality that wants to Bone me?" He asked politely, as someone who loved combat, Jack found the whole "Interplay of Sex and Violence" both annoying, and a tad bit disturbing.

"I stayed in Workshop C finishing Stormbreaker. The shop chairs make for crappy beds, but I managed to get a few hours sleep."

As the sounds of fighting continued, Yun wondered how was it that nobody outside of Dorm White Rose had noticed the commotion.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:00:14 PM by SvenOrzoKarkoff

"Y-you say that like I'm doing this on purpose! I don't wanna fight anyone! Fighting is gross..A-And I don't wanna bone you...Jeez, why do all boys have to be such jerks?" Sophie blushed and scooted off of Jack.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:00:45 PM by Saturn

Jack sighed, getting his gauntlets and putting them on. "How have I not killed either you or myself this year?"

Sophie pursed out her lips, making a kissy face and winking, moving her arms to her hips. "Is it because you totally love me?~"

Jack looked at her eye. Yep. Tori. "Well, see...I'm not sure how being in a relationship with Baxter, Or Khayla for that matter, would really go...Not to mention I'm married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead" He added, listing excuses as they came to him. Also, you scare me.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:16:11 PM by TroyandHawk

Alexia finally arrived outside, a fierce scowl on her face. "Really? Everyone's just standing here?!"

With an annoyed huff, she marches over to where Gaston and Alfred are.

"Stop. Right ''now'!"

Kitchen

Just keep cooking, Pius. The Nobel silently reminded himself as he finished another steak. This will boil over eventually, and we'll all have a chuckle over this later. Please, whatever's listening, don't get the faculty involved.

"You're married?!" That was all that Tori chose to here. She grabbed Jack's hands and moved in dangerously close to him. "I-It's okay...We can make it work, babe. I'm hot, and you're hot...We'd be totally great together..I'd be a totally bitchin' girlfriend...Um...And Sophie isn't so bad...Kind of a geek, though."

Holy shit. It worked.

Never mind. It really didn't.

"Um. I...Um...Uh...." See, why couldn't Lucas or Ayers fall in love with him? They were at least sane. Jack was also disappointed that the line 'pregnant with lizards' didn't seem to register with her, he was proud of thinking that one up. "You're cute...Just your friends...."

edited 20th Sep '14 10:25:55 PM by TroyandHawk

Observing the Lovebirds. (Would this technically be a harem for Jack?)

Remus just looked on as he sipped his coffee. As odd a pair(?) as they are it's quite amusing to observe. It was at least better to watch this rather than watch the nth fight this month.

"Y-You can learn to love us! Eventually, you won't even notice...Come on! One date! Trust me, you won't be disappointed...I'm a great cook, I can dance, A-And I'm pretty sure I can rock your world in the bedroom!"

edited 20th Sep '14 10:30:38 PM by Saturn

Naima nibbled at her breakfast, keeping a stray eye on the fight. It seemed to be the norm. This dorm packed in a lot of volatile and explosive personalities all under one roof. It was likely a blessing no one had killed someone yet. Or just dumb luck actually.

Cara got a wave when she joined the table. "Hey sleepyhead! I thought I'd have to go drag you out of the room before you missed breakfast."

Jack gently kissed her on the lips, "I'm sorry, you're a nice person...But...Everyone else...Isn't." He legitimately had feelings for Tori...It's just...Everyone else in the girl....Buzzkill. Then again, it could not have been worse than the date with Lucas.

edited 20th Sep '14 10:37:40 PM by TroyandHawk

Tori embraced Jack and kissed him back, then looked sad. "....I'm not gonna give up, Jack." She grabbed his hands. "I'm going to make you mine someday, Jack! I'm not gonna stop chasing you, honey! And I won't let the others get in my way!" She gave him another passionate kiss.

Jack nodded, turning around. He'd imagine what Killian his uncle would say; "Kid, you're fucked."

Words to the wise, that.