They hated him because he was a litterbug.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Every now and then, he would come out to litter the landscape with rotten banana peels
...eheh
One day, an unfortunate adventurer slipped on one of these banana peels and fell into a crevasse.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Which is where he found oil, millions of gallons of black gold.
The resulting explosion could be seen all the way from Edo.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Maid of Time
Edo being the name of the ninja who then quickly made his way to the village after seeing the explosion.
edited 13th Aug '14 1:38:23 AM by bRaHiAn1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Edo was attacked by bandits on the way. Once he dispatched them, he noticed one was carrying a key.
(Yay, we have a protagonist)
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
The explosion was caused by Deidara It turned out to be a magic trick performance.
It was a forbidden magic trick that went terribly wrong.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Maid of Time
So much for that protagonist.
The magician, whose name was not Deidara, was subsequently put into wizard jail for his crimes.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
One just might
The magician seduced the jail keeper to let him go.
edited 13th Aug '14 2:05:24 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Unfortunately the jail keeper died of a headshot from a sniper somewhere.
...eheh
Meanwhile, Edo found a map of the area.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Maid of Time
He used the map to find the jailhouse and free his wizard comrade.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
One just might
The map also shows the location of a pirate treasure.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?And it was buried right below the wizard's cell
...eheh
Which had a "X" marked in red on the floor.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.The Wizard and Edo dug up the center of the X
...eheh
Inside was a treasure chest.
Edo and the wizard opened it. There was a flash of light and the two were sucked inside.
...eheh
One just might
They are sent to the middle of an unknown jungle.
edited 13th Aug '14 2:21:30 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
my current job
Inhabited by, of all things, a group of nice men with guns.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Fun fact, Guns where invented around the 12th Century in China.
(Yay, actually derailing the story!)
But the sniper, HE WAS A SPY ALL ALONG. A ROBOT SAMURAI ALIEN ZOMBIE SPY!
Each poster takes it in turns to start derailing a story in a few sentences until the story is as non-sensical as non-sensical can be.
Note: don't try to go into too much derailing as the second post. Subtle or little changes until it becomes...odd.
Once upon a time, in an unknown land, there was a beast. This beast was hated by the townspeople of this land.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.