HOT DATE

INITIAL RULES FOR HOT DATE

• You have three levels
  • Normal Person
    • Normal people can walk, talk, pick things up, put things down, kill things, create weapons, and coerce animals and children under the age of 10 to do their bidding.
  • Special Person
    • Special people can do anything a Normal can and can fly, survive extreme weather conditions, gain magic powers, and coerce humans over the age of 10 to do their bidding.
  • Super Person
    • Super people can do anything a Normal or Special Person can and can survive in the vacuum of space, change their form, and coerce robots to do their bidding.
• You have three lives
  • Human
    • completely ordinary.
  • Ghost
    • After you die for the first time, you become a ghost. Ghosts don’t need to breathe and can talk to people, but they cannot touch anything and cannot be seen.
  • Super Ghost
    • If your ghost form dies, you become a super ghost. Super ghosts regain their human abilities plus have the power to shoot lasers from their hands and create super ghost weapons.
• Your goal is to take over the world before somebody else does.
• You can do just about anything.
  • I will roll a d20 to see if you succeed in your task and give a description of what happened.
• The game ends when two Super Ghosts die.

edited 1st Aug '14 1:29:10 PM by CalamityJane

You begin on a HOT DATE with an alien at the top of a mountain with a can of AXE Body Spray.

edited 1st Aug '14 1:29:28 PM by CalamityJane

Entice the alien into explaining the secrets of superior alien technology with my seductive charm.

I ask him two questions:

1. Do you know where China's nukes are? 2. Can you blackout the East Coast?

I try to stab the alien.

I attempt to seduce the can of AXE body spray.

>[D]:Attempt to seduce the alien.

edited 1st Aug '14 4:45:26 PM by Inceptiond

>Offer the alien my can of AXE body spray.

>Ask the alien whether or not s/he like AXE or Old Spice.

I spray AXE in the aliens eyes and take his stuff.

I use magic to turn the AXE into the ALIEN's favorite meal.