Sorry what? Don't remember what you just said there!
Oh, you looking for a fair fight? Sorry, I don't deliver!
edited 21st Jul '14 10:33:46 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I wondered why you lost your job at the post office.
At the merest sight of me, foes run and hide!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.With your appearance, I'd think they'd be petrified.
I could defeat you with a feather if I had to!
Ha, at least you have a good supply of them!
Should I fight you with a piece of bread to make this even?!
edited 21st Jul '14 10:34:17 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousWhat's the matter, can't lift a sword?
You are an embarrassment to all of humankind!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.That reminds me, how is your mother?
You can run, but you can't hide. I will find you, and I will destroy you; you and and all you hold dear.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!You'd be surprised to know that you are indeed not as capable as you think!
Crawl out of your hole, you shameful excuse for a human being!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.At least I'm considered a human being at all.
I could strike you down with one swing of my blade!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Ha! If you even hit me!
I can end you with a whisper... to your wife.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Guess what? She's deaf.
Yes, we did that, and it didn't work so we're doing it again!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Again? Man, I've heard of broken records less repetitive than you.
The worst decision your father made was doing it with your mother and have you as his offspring.
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!At least he made better life decisions than your mother.
You are an obvious, glaring stain on an otherwise pure and good lineage!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Look at the pot calling the kettle black!
I'm going to put your head on a pike— the sheer repulsiveness of your face will scare off my enemies!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI'm useful for something, unlike you.
You're like a dog, biting at the ankles of a giant.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.A giant? Guess that explains your weight...
You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now.
edited 22nd Jul '14 8:34:12 PM by Speedchesser
What? Sorry, I don't speak "Crappy bootleg translation."
Why do I feel like I've seen and heard rocks smarter than you?
I don’t even know anymore.Because I drugged you, and the talking rocks were all in your head.
Do you know that I could not care less if you live or die?
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Did you know that my interest in your witty bantering is absolute zero?
I have seen balls sharper than you.
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!Who said brains had any place in this fight?
I've fought droids with more style than you!
edited 23rd Jul '14 8:55:16 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousHow appropriate. You learned to aim from the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy.
I've dodged glaciers that moved faster than you!
Problem is, you're not moving at all!
Because you're dead!
Your entire life is a series of hilarious accidents.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Your life is just a plain series of accidents.
I'll send your ship straight to the bottom of the bay!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.I am a pro swimmer and a diver. You think that will affect me?
Spilling your blood would be to dishonour this land.
Continue the bloodline, Fujimaru!Good thing you couldn't do it, then.
I could shatter your sword with a single strike!
How appropriate, thread title. You post like a cow!
This entire thread is one big insult swordfight, Monkey Island style. Every time you post, you must come up with a witty response to the previous poster's insult (For instance, when I say, "You make me want to puke", you might retaliate with "Oh, that's what it is? I thought you were just seasick."), then provide a taunt, threat or boast for the next poster to counter. Rhyming is optional, and creativity strongly recommended. Now, let's give it a go, shall we?
Soon there will be nothing left of you but memories!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.