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ShinyTsukkomi ( ! ) from a building with air conditioning, most likely. (Life not ruined yet)
( ! )
#701: Apr 26th 2015 at 10:10:09 PM

*successfully sidesteps the first blow*

Ha HA! Nobody gets in between me and my Piña Colada—

*gets blind-sided by the next two blows*

There's something insignificant written here, but because it's insignificant, you didn't read it.
FracturedMancer Since: Sep, 2014
#702: Apr 26th 2015 at 10:44:28 PM

...

Oh sup Chimera dood.

-Questions why I'm in a bar-

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#703: Apr 26th 2015 at 10:46:26 PM

That dragon skeleton just punched me in the face. TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

*Cue fight scene between an enormous tank and a Dracolich*

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
SymeSynth The Vagrant Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Vagrant
#704: Apr 26th 2015 at 11:08:13 PM

Dead...

Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#705: Apr 26th 2015 at 11:10:58 PM

What the hell was that for?

Rockonman Since: Oct, 2011
#706: Apr 26th 2015 at 11:11:59 PM

Oh sweet crap, I just got punched by a vampire

-runs out-

FracturedMancer Since: Sep, 2014
#707: Apr 27th 2015 at 12:25:32 AM

...

   You have met your maker food! MUWAHAHA!   

-Eats-

Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#708: Apr 27th 2015 at 2:13:20 AM

HO MY GO-

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
ShaneBaneNeumann Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures from Gansbaai, South Africa, Earth Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
#709: Apr 29th 2015 at 3:42:36 PM

= out cold =

Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#710: Apr 29th 2015 at 3:43:25 PM

What did I do to deserve getting ganged up on like this?

Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#711: Apr 29th 2015 at 3:46:13 PM

-head ripped off by the punch-

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
ShaneBaneNeumann Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures from Gansbaai, South Africa, Earth Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
#713: Apr 29th 2015 at 3:56:41 PM

= faints =
= dreams about being a Pikachu =

Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#714: Apr 29th 2015 at 4:06:06 PM

-Blinks after getting hit by each of them-

Um... while women hitting me is nothing new, it's usually people I know and after I've been a smartass to provoke them. I've never seen any of you before, so what is this about?

edited 29th Apr '15 4:06:16 PM by TheWanderer

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#715: Apr 29th 2015 at 4:21:41 PM

-Get thrown into a wall-

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#716: Apr 30th 2015 at 2:54:54 AM

He turned a metal barstool into a sphere and send that flying towards me.

edited 30th Apr '15 3:20:56 AM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
SymeSynth The Vagrant Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Vagrant
#717: Apr 30th 2015 at 3:06:14 AM

What the—

(Is stabbed with arm blade)

-dead-

Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
KaizerGibby Spooky Fugger from SWÄRJE Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Spooky Fugger
#718: Apr 30th 2015 at 3:20:31 AM

Ouch...

"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#719: Apr 30th 2015 at 6:11:52 AM

I'm sure I'd get arrested for animal abuse if I retaliate.

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
SymeSynth The Vagrant Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
The Vagrant
#720: Apr 30th 2015 at 6:28:27 AM

Hey... Ow!

Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#721: Apr 30th 2015 at 6:32:27 AM

Outch !

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
TheFarmboy Don't Try It from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#723: Apr 30th 2015 at 1:03:36 PM

Who just punted me with ham?

edited 30th Apr '15 1:04:04 PM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#724: Apr 30th 2015 at 1:07:10 PM

Ouch.

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#725: Apr 30th 2015 at 1:53:02 PM

OW, MY KIDNEY!

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!

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