The Hungry Game

Thanatos raises his sword, intending to impale Omega on it.

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+3

I run up behind Inceptiond and begin trying to choke him.

Thanatos stabs Jon. I keep running.

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+3

edited 25th Jun '14 2:02:19 PM by Inceptiond

I dive at Inceptiond.

...and miss.

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+3

I give Inceptiond a hard blow to the stomach

I don't drop the pickle.

Thanatos casts Megidola on all of my assailants.

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+3

As I die, I'm aware of my corpse flying through the air for quite a respectable distance as it disintegrates.

/respawn

bump

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+3

I try and wrestle the pickle out of Inceptiond's arms.

Thanatos stabs Jon, but Jon successfully steals the Pickle.

I respawn a few feet in the air, tumbling the ground.

"Arggh... ow."

I'd prefer it if just-bumping posts aren't counted, but that's for you guys to debate. Game officially under the players control.

edited 25th Jun '14 8:39:44 PM by PowerfulKyurem

I kick jon in the nards, causing him to drop the Pickle.

I pick up the pickle and run like hell

I shot web at Earl with my Spiderman Web Shooter Action (15.99) to distract him, then try to grab the pickle.

I brush it off, still maintain my clutch of the pickle and continue running.

edited 26th Jun '14 12:37:32 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Thanatos appears in front of Earl and stabs him in the balls. I pick up the Pickle.

I screech painfully, and tell Inceptiond that this is hardly sporting behavior before kicking him in the balls.

I block the blow with my foot, and flee while Thanatos keeps him away.

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+3

I tackle Inceptiond.

And I grab the pickle and run.

I believe I'm 12 now...

edited 26th Jun '14 3:43:10 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I conjure a lightning-crossbow.

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-4

I aim it and fire at Earl's head.

edited 26th Jun '14 4:52:06 PM by Inceptiond

I try to uppercut Earl.

I've lost count of scores. XD