intrepid sword
"He's a genetically engineered skateboarding astronaut gone bad. She's a hard-bitten foul-mouthed bounty hunter who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Breath of the Sun
"He's a suave guitar-strumming messiah who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a time-travelling Buddhist fairy princess who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!"
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Kicking Ass for the Lord!
"He's a benighted neurotic senator on a mission from God. She's a provocative thirtysomething traffic cop with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"
Honestly I'd watch this one at least once.
edited 19th May '14 10:01:12 PM by PhoenixKnight6
"You cannot erase God with an edict."-Romney Wordsworth
In Perpetual Finality
"He's an obese chivalrous jungle king possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a chain-smoking African-American barmaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"
10/10, would watch 4ever.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
One just might
He's a superhumanly strong small-town inventor from the Mississippi delta. She's a violent nymphomaniac pearl diver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!"
If only it is set in the 1960s.
edited 20th May '14 12:09:50 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
"He's a superhumanly strong gay cat burglar who believes he can never love again. She's a chain-smoking foul-mouthed bounty hunter who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
Uhhh...
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
actually i am dead wow
"He's an uncontrollable flyboy stage actor who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's an artistic mutant lawyer on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!"
boop I'm more active on here
"He's a deeply religious crooked inventor with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a man-hating foul-mouthed museum curator with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!"
"He's an uncontrollable neurotic shaman looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a mentally unstable belly-dancing schoolgirl operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!"
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Asgore Adopts Noelle
"He's a short-sighted neurotic assassin with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's an enchanted gold-digging hooker who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"
... Killer Nights, that's the title.
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
"He's a hate-fuelled voodoo boxer with a passion for fast cars. She's a mistrustful insomniac mermaid who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!"
Resident Bollywood Nerd
He's a short-sighted playboy vampire hunter from the Mississippi delta. She's a virginal junkie traffic cop from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
...
noisivelet naht nuf erom era srorrim
"He's a genetically engineered zombie paramedic in a wheelchair. She's an artistic streetsmart hooker with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!"
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"He's a scarfaced amnesiac Green Beret who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a chain-smoking motormouth widow with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!"
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
"He's a maverick ninja jungle king searching for his wife's true killer. She's a provocative bisexual Valkyrie fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!"
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Two idiots one brain cell
"He's a leather-clad Republican librarian fleeing from a secret government programme. She's an elegant out-of-work cab driver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
Not Sherlock Holmes
Just so you know, it’s generally frowned upon to necrobump a thread, much less one whose last post was seven years ago.
...They fight crime?
Edited by TalesofUnder on Jul 9th 2021 at 3:07:47 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
"He's a maverick Republican inventor looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a foxy tomboy schoolgirl who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
Very Spooky
"He's a scrappy moralistic ex-con from the Mississippi delta. She's a cynical insomniac wrestler from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!"
back lol
Godzilla
"He's a jaded shark-wrestling sorceror for the 21st century. She's a pregnant junkie snake charmer trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"
I have zero clue how these characters would logically interact nor why they would end up fighting crime, and that’s why I want this.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Jul 27th 2021 at 1:52:09 PM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Alright, in this game, you use the They Fight Crime! generator (found Here
) to get a They Fight Crime story premise, and post what you get the first time! I'll start:
"He's a superhumanly strong shark-wrestling vampire hunter with no name. She's a cold-hearted nymphomaniac detective who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!"
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015