Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Hard, are you? Come on in.
I wrestled a bear, an alligator and a tiger all at once and won by tying them up with an anaconda.
(*´▽`*)
they probably must be teddies, WEAK!
I didnt feel pain when i broke my finger.
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Did you do it just now? Go to Weenie Hut General!
I could cut off each of my body parts and reattach them back without feeling pain.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Don't do that in here, mate. You need both hands to hold a drink and pay for it.
Remember Brock Lesnar? He punched me in the face once, and I spat my own dislodged teeth out into his eye! I half-blinded the loser!
Okay, you can come in.
I wax my body hair instead of shaving, and I never once cried tears of pain.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Real men don’t do anything with their hair! Get outta here!
I walked in on Goku and Superman fighting and beat both of them.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Oi, Dokutah, wanna Sploon?
Come in. Drinks are free.
I survived a century of living in the world of Girls' Frontlinenote and never died or got infected with ELID.
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
Well, that's nice, sonny, but I don't see any scars on you. No scars equals no proof of toughness.
I ran all the way around a zoo carrying all the heavyweights of the Samoan Dynasty on my shoulders- Jacob Fatu, Rikishi, Nia Jax, Yokozuna, Rosey and Umaga. "Oh," I hear you ask, "but aren't those last three all dead?" Yes! They were dead, but then I brought them back to life, just so I could run around with them on my shoulders through the zoo. And I didn't even ache afterwards.
Edited by Sammael29 on Mar 25th 2024 at 9:20:49 AM
Joyful angel
Come on in !
How tough am I? I regularly deep dive into the Marianas Trench, without any equipment, and suffer no ill effects.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
You’re likely lying or you cheated. Next!
[Proceeds to give the bouncer a painful, but effective Chiropractic massage. By the time it’s done, the bouncer not only feels great now that all the joints are in place, but also feels completely flexible.]
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
Thanks for the massage. I still can't let you in though.
I played Russian Roulette with a clipped gun and won.
Don't Try It
Sure... you can come in.
[Speech] I'm a real tough son-of-a-bitch, so there shoudn't be any trouble.
Edited by TheFarmboy on Apr 17th 2024 at 2:51:54 PM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
[SUCCESS] I'll give you the day pass, you'll need to pass a [STRENGTH] test if ya wanna get in tomorrow though.
I raced through time, killed dozens, and was a living paradox!... all to ruin the life of one Barry Allen!
Edited by vjoi on Apr 17th 2024 at 11:08:07 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
One person? Someone’s got an obsession! Beat it!
I beat up Kirby.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Self hatred? HA! Negative emotions are for the pathetic!
Someone tried to hit me with a hammer, but not only did the hammer crumble to bits, so did the person trying to hit me! And even some of the ground he was standing on!
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker