Destroy The Godmodder

I go completely berserk at fseftr's inanity and complete disregard for the severity of the situation and call in an entire battleship's gun battery before unleashing it at the fool. Not quite done, I then pull out a black-hole-in-a-box; teleport close to the fool and it opens the instant I teleport to a safe distance; spaghettifying him or just completely locking him down up until the black hole fades.

• Omega Cannon: 11/75

Ignore this.

edited 18th Sep '14 11:54:09 PM by Questor

I do a Triple-Overload attack at Paradox Dimentio with the Emerald Nova.

25/40, 19/400

edited 19th Sep '14 1:22:34 AM by Tabbune

I throw a taser grenade at Dimentio.

Animalcule [15/50]

Minigun [5/15]

Flagship [148/155](Hold)

One to Tabbune, one to Troll, one to whoever wishes to claim it.

edited 19th Sep '14 6:37:56 AM by Surt

I automatically deal 3000 damage to Dimentio.

Portal:

55/100

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret:

2/10

Piono, where is the railgun charge attack?

Kunkka 36/50

-Dramatic pause- 17/25 Surt.

I use a generic weapon to perform a generic attack on Dimentio.

@Surt: Here's two for your minigun. 7/15

@troll: One for your first charge. 13/20

14/20

15/100 (hold)

Now, to begin the reconstruction 3/30 (Freddy Weapons Fazzbear)

I cast a peathora of scanning spells on dimentio, trying to discover his weakness/weakpoint

The next 3 posts have been blessed by the +1 gods

edited 19th Sep '14 3:21:31 AM by trollllort

A giant hand made of mud and stone grabs my chain and uses my spinning and anger to cut through the cultists and at Dimentio

Still on hold.....

I won't be on here until Sunday. Use the Yo Yo as you wish

Kunkka: 37/50

"Bring down the dark regime!" 19/25 trollllort.

I chain my generic attack into a generic combo, dealing more generic damage on Dimentio.

@troll: Have a +2. 16/20

@Questor: Here's for your Omega Cannon. 12/75

@Tabbune: Wrath of God, eh? Glad I gave Exodia Necross the Mercy Invincibility thing. And with Thanos having pretty high HP, he should be able to take it. Actually, it's too bad I'm not more of a Magic: The Gathering player, as that game's cards would be easier to convert into charges for this. And on a side note, I think I made the right decision, having you be the one I gave Emerald Nova to.

This isn't my charge-claim post for the round, and I've already done my two actions, so don't count this toward the three posts troll is giving +1's to .

And for my own reference, after my YGO actions for this round, I have 19 cards left in my deck, and 1 card in my hand. I already have a tentative plan for next round's YGO actions, including what that card is, but I'm not going to say in case things change and I have to change my plans.

edited 19th Sep '14 8:55:48 AM by djkates

I fire my RPG at a cultist.

Thanos fires a cosmic energy blast at Dimentio.

Cannon: 22/30

Destroyer Gun: 19/20

Two for Troll's first charge. 18/20

One for Jon's portal. 56/100

edited 19th Sep '14 10:29:50 AM by IchigoMontoya

23/20

9/50

I pick up the Microphone.

Hmm. When this patapon summon reaches 25, I'll go and fix this.

I FUS RO DAH the Cultists.

3 +1s.

edited 19th Sep '14 11:46:58 AM by h2obox

44/100 44/500

I use super dupe amazing mega awesome skills on Dimentio

3x +1

edited 19th Sep '14 12:38:32 PM by fseftr

Charge claim, go!

Alexander: 13/25. Claiming one from fseftr .

Shadow Flare: 4/35. Claiming one each from fseftr and h2obox .

Note: Just so you guys know, I have no problem with you posting while I'm updating if you're worried you won't get posts in just so long as you remember to go back and edit your post later if it needs fixing. Especially times like these where something prevents me from being able to follow my regular update schedule. Also, this update may come piecemeal, I'm sorry for the limited posting time, but I'm sort of constrained, please go ahead and make your posts now, I am going to have to update again around 7 or 8 regardless of how many posts you have gotten to make this work. You are, for this round, allowed to post both of your standard actions in one post.

Q&A: @fury: Sorry about missing the railgun attack, if I miss an attack, just say what it is you did and post it again, you will receive no penalty for failures on my part. I've been having to stay up rather late to make the dimentio boss fight work right. @troll: You can summon a whatever, but not during the effects of the fieldwipe. No summons of any kind during that.

dj summons five-headed dragon, which is shot down by the dark carnival cultists before it can attack. Dj then activates starfall, But the cultists step in the way of the attack. 3 cultists destroyed. Fseftr attempts to smash dimentio with a hammer, and somehow gets through the cultists. 2500 damage. Ichigo heals Thanos for 3000 health. Dj summons yet another dragon, this one deals 3000 damage to a cultist that intercepts it. Three objects fall on Dimentio. They all disappear. Surt throws an acid grenade, which is intercepted by a cultist, who takes 2500 damage. Tabbune activates Wrath of God... Which after traveling through all of the paradox waves, only manages to deal 1000 damage to Dimentio and the cultists.

Questor once again tries to unprovokedly attack fseftr, and once again he bounces off the forcefield, getting caught in his own black-hole-in-a-box. Tabbune unloads another overload (Please, stahp doing those), but the attack is blocked by cultists, of whom 5 are destroyed. Surt throws a taser grenade, this gets through and deals a minicritted 4500 damage to Dimentio. Jondanger automatically deals 2500 damage to Dimentio. Fury attempts a generic attack, and generically deals 2500 damage to a cultist. Troll attempts to scan Dimentio, but finds no weakness of any kind as all of the scanners short out from paradox energy. Zbse sends a spinning yoyo of death through the cultists, dealing killing one cultist and dealing 5000 damage to another. Fury turns his generic attack into a generic combo, dealing a further 3000 damage to the cultist in question. Ichigo blows up the wounded cultist, and h2o deals 2500 with a fus roh dah. Fseftr uses his supe dupe awesome skills on Dimentio, giving him a silly hat.

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End of Turn Battle

ten more cultists appear from somewhere in the depths of the paradox, just as Thanos unleashes a massive beam of destruction that destroys the five injured cultists that were fighting here. The cultists retaliate by dealing 5000 damage to Thanos and 5000 damage to the Papal Mainframe. Exodia Necross deals 4800 damage to Dimentio, and the Daleks, reinforced by new members, exterminate one of the dark carnival cultists The Cybermen Mothership defends again, and the Dalek mothership uses the CAAN Laser to take down two more cultists. The papal mainframe and Eric deal 15000 damage to Dimentio, due to interference from the cultists. The godmodder bans three of the dark carnival cultists with the ban hammer. Dimentio unleashes another paradox wave, dealing 1 damage to Exodia Necross, 5000 damage to the cyberman mothership, and destroys all but five of the daleks. Dimentio takes 62500 damage from the Godcraft warriors.

   Nine Rounds Left   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 502700/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    |||   |||||||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x4 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 857500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 263000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 409200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Dalek x5 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Exodia Necross [AG]: Hp: 1/5

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 135500/250000

Eric [AG]: Hp: 4/20: Broken Anachronism [A]

Armored Fury: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 20th Sep '14 6:52:00 AM by pionoplayer

Yeah, I should stop … it's a bit boring… but I'll probably do one when The Dark Carnival is unleashed.

Overload 3->2

As I recover, I try to analyze some of the Paradox energy, only to have it copy myself and send the copy to somewhere else. As I wake up, I found myself in the Minecraft forums Dt G. Nothing really important, just a reason for me to start fighting there.

26/40, 21/40

3+1s.

edited 20th Sep '14 7:52:15 AM by Tabbune

I ERROR 404 PAGE NOT FOUND Dimentio.

Portal:

58/100 +1 from Tabbune

Ship:

47/250 (Hold)

Uber-Turret: 3/10

edited 20th Sep '14 7:45:03 AM by Jondanger23

Alright then. Also, dj gave the Emerald Nova to Tabbune, not me.

Kunkka: 38/50

Again, I repurpose the Project charge to fire a massive railgun at Dimentio.

"I know how to unleash eternal power!" 21/25 Tabbune.

Using a hastily built contraption, the engineers channel a bit of Mammon energy to Thanos, increasing his attack for the next round.

@h2o: Overcolocking! 24/20

@troll: Here, have another +1. 19/20

@djkates: Raising Alexander to 14/25

I'd be interested to see how you can "step in the way of" Starfall, since it pretty much consists of dropping a star on the target.

Exodia Necross can't take any more of this. This will probably be its last attack. "Exodia Necross, power up, and attack the cultists!" (Exodia Necross action.)

"Here we go. I draw!" Now that's what I call a lucky draw. "I've drawn Rank-Up Magic - The Seventh One! And now, I'll activate it, Summoning Number 107: Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon from my Extra Deck, then immediately upgrading it to Number C107: Neo Galaxy-Eyes Tachyon Dragon. Neo Galaxy-Eyes, attack the cultists!" (Standard action.)

The summon of Alexander progresses. (Alexander: 15/25.) One from me, dedicated charge from Armored Fury.

I continue to build up energy for Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 6/35.) One from me, claiming one from Tabbune .

One charge each for Tabbune, Armored Fury, and Ichigo Montoya.

For future reference, if you end up doing the "two standard actions in one post" thing again, will that also cover charges? That is, will we be able to charge up our stuff and give charges as if it were two posts, meaning we could put 2 charges each into 2 of our own charges, and give 6 charges to other players?

edited 20th Sep '14 9:23:59 AM by djkates

24/20

10/50

I summon a Shiny Poliwrath to fight the cultists, then I give it a HP buff.

3 +1s.

edited 20th Sep '14 9:31:44 AM by h2obox

What is wrong with you?! This is favoritism! Why the heck can't you just let me consolidate my attacks on the guy who's clearly being an ass!?

edited 20th Sep '14 9:33:47 AM by Questor

Destroyer Gun: 20/20

The goblin from the armory tosses me the Destroyer Gun, which I catch and equip myself with. I then aim the Destroyer Gun at Dimentio and fire.

Thanos smashes a cultist into the ground with his fist.

Cannon: 23/30

Have 3 +1s.

46/100 46/500

I throw Questor at Dimentio.

Advice:

Chill.

3x +1

only real problem is that everything I do against you is fucking ignored.

"Since I control a Galaxy monster, the effect of the Galaxy Knight in my hand lets me Normal Summon it without a Tribute. And because I did that, I can Summon my Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon from my Graveyard to the field in Defense Position. And now, it's time for an Xyz Summon. I use Galaxy Knight and Galaxy-Eyes Photon Dragon as the Xyz Materials to Xyz Summon Number 62: Galaxy-Eyes Prime Photon Dragon. Prime Photon Dragon, attack those cultists! Oh, and I'll also use Prime Photon Dragon's effect. By detaching one of its Xyz Materials, in this case Galaxy Knight, I can have it gain 200 ATK times the Ranks of all Xyz monsters on the field. So Number C107's Rank of 9, plus Prime Photon Dragon's Rank of 8, means it gains 3400 points, for a grand total of 7400!" (Standard action.) Yeah, I know, that's almost definitely not actually going to do 7400 damage — way too strong for a standard action. From the YGO perspective, though, it's the play that makes the most sense.

Getting a lot closer to completion on Alexander. (Alexander: 19/25.) One charge from me, claiming one each from h2obox (2244), Ichigo (2246), and fseftr (2247).

Significant progress on Shadow Flare. (Shadow Flare: 9/35.) One charge from me, claiming one each from h2obox (2244) and fseftr (2247).

One charge each for Ichigo's cannon, Armored Fury's Kunkka, and Tabbune (either charge).

For my own reference, after my actions for this round, I have no cards in my hand, and 16 cards left in my deck.

edited 20th Sep '14 1:17:51 PM by djkates

20/20 the carrier tank has arrived! It releases the first wave. Carrier tank: integraty: 100%

First wave composition: 20 scout bots hp 125/125 equped with scatterguns (modified shotguns) moves quickly and can double jump

1 superscout Hp 1250/1250 equped with force a nature (double barrled shotgun that knocks foes back, and the recoil can be used as a third jump if fire straght down), bomb( deals massive damge, and blows up the robot useing it) Moves double a scouts speed and can double jump.

Non giant robots (i.e less the 1000 hp) are controled by A.I. (the game master) and follow simple rules:

Get the bomb to the target (dimentio)

Elimnate hostiles.

Giant robots are remote controlled

15/100 (hold)

I begein by adding terminator A.I 4/30

I grab the nearest cultest, and delver a spinning piledriver.