Destroy The Godmodder

@Sacred: :)

Whatever you think, the Forge is a legit thing. I'm just making people that come in sign a waver. That may be nothing, or ludicrously important to your well being and health inside the forge.

Or I could be just herobrine-ing you.

I dodge Tabbune's fireball and slash at Wyld with my scythe.

The Destroyer attacks the tank.

The Drones fire on Wyld's castle.

Automated Turret:

9/25 (ichigo(dedicated))

Metal Face:

1/145

• 2 to Laitome from team TU, +1 to Ichigo

74/100 16/100

I start to advance even more forward with my drones. I build a sentry buster and command it to run for the strongest enemy in the general are while the drones cover it.

3+1 for laitome from team unity

RP:

Arkus yawns, stretching. He looks at Jindra boredly. "So...we're enemies AT THE MOMENT, but that doesn't mean we have to be FOREVER. In faaaaaaact, you wanna go do something? This war is boring me." The Sacred Spirit hears Arkus suggest this, freaks out, and punches him in the shoulder. "OW! Whaaaaat? I'm REALLY bored, and I think this war is stupid!"

Arkus turns back to Jindra. "So, wanna go do something fun?" The Sacred Spirit facepalms.

edited 1st Mar '15 1:29:14 PM by SacredSpirit123

RP

You may not have noticed, but currently I'm only the enemy of the godmodder. If I get involved in this meaningless waste, it will be to bring it to a close without anything else being wasted. And yes, battles like this tend to be stupid.

edited 1st Mar '15 1:27:20 PM by JindraAG

RP:

"Didn't you just attack one of our friends? I mean, how much more of a hypocrite could you be? Whatever. I still want to do something fun. What do you think?" Arkus cocks his head mischievously.

Um... lets see attacked zombies, had one unit apply a buff to another, which then attack skellies, and attacked zombies. Nope not seeing any attacks against your side. Unless you construe warning you guys not to leave yourselves completely undefended as an attack.

-signs liability waver-

Name: (c)haos(c)reeper, lord of (t)ables

Gender: seahorse. is (t)his waver impor(t)ant?

Why you want to craft: oh godmodder i'm (t)ired

Do you agree to the safety rules: (t)hese are pre(t)(t)y nea(t) robots

What are you crafting: my(t)hril (t)able (c)annon, for shoo(t)ing (t)hings

DO YOU AGREE TO BE LORD HEROBRINE'S SLAVE FOR LIFE: ...(t)his is a re(c)rui(t)men(t) a(t)(t)emp(t), isn'(t) i(t). no.

Are you writting down random answers: ...no.

/rp

edited 1st Mar '15 3:36:27 PM by Chaoscreeper

I should've iterated on this sooner but I think you guys can only give me up to two charges according to the rules of dtg.

Bid war updates will be posted after Piono updates. If piono gives second turns then the posts before piono's announcement will count for a round and the posts after the announcement will count as a separate round.

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whew I hate doing math

scores:

Team AU :1

Team TU: 1.2

TU and AU actually have the same amount of members according to what I have found. So team AU don't give up on the bid war you can still win it if you tell your members to give their charges to me and IF YOU CHANGE YOUR EARLIER POSTS TO GIVE ME CHARGES. That was in all caps because I don't want you guys to fall behind this early in the bid war.

SO GET BIDDING

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Charges:

Laittlecrusier: 18/400

Gear: 14/50

Work shown: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rPqCx76pvduQbrEqSx8tjvvhbT_Km3GqefCOKKieIyU/edit#gid=789936338

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As for my actions I order flyers announcing the status of the bid war to be airdropped like propaganda all over the battlefield.

2+ 1's for cc. 1+1 for anyone

edited 2nd Mar '15 7:29:14 AM by Laitome

NP

Please remind me to always use a homing attack to attack someone that's not there yet.

RP:

The Draconians continue to speak amongst themselves, while the Terror Demons scan the battlefield, boredom and anger dominating their expressions. One of them turns to his peer.    <Why aren't we being put to good use?!? We're the master's trusted Elite! We're Masters of Stealth, and we're being used to guard a FORT?!? Surely the Infernal Commander does not know how to manage troops effectively.>    A Red Draconian turns to his Blue comrade. <I was thinking... If us Pure Draconians are here, then why did Lord    Shadow call for you lesser breeds, and, much more shockingly, those Pseudodraconians?!?>    The Red Draconian points rudely at a Green soldier, who hisses in return, his collapsible fan-like facial frills extending, echoing the Dilophasaurus from Jurassic Park. The Blue Draconian, clearly annoyed, grabs the Red soldier by the collar of his armor. <Now listen here, just because you're a Fire Draconian doesn't mean you're the 'pure subspecies.' We're just as much Draconians as you are. And the Greens? Just because they lack dragonbreath and a more sophisticated language does NOT mean you get to treat them like animals! Now, I'm going to put you down, and you're going to shut your mouth! Understood?> The Red soldier, his armor's head opening tightening on his throat, chokes and nods weakly. The Blue soldier then releases his hold on the Red Draconian, who falls to the ground, gasping. The Red soldier gets to his feet and shoots a bitter look at his Blue ally, but says nothing.

edited 2nd Mar '15 10:24:02 AM by SacredSpirit123

@Sacred: Can you make a list of all the people and entities you are Rp'ing? I think I'm beginning to lose count...

@Herobrine:The currently introduced Aspects of Unity are    Shadow   , Fury, Galvix, and Arkus. I am also handling banter for my Allies' Minions, thus the characterization for Ichigo's Draconians/Terror Demons.

@Sacred: Did ichigo give you permission to control the demons?

Q&A: @laitome: I'm still having a hard time with... time, so I'm not going to be able to check the stats on the equips this round, but I'll get to you on the gear as soon as I can. @fseftr: Stupidly powerful. And you are about to completely undo all the power-balancing I tried to do these past few rounds, aren't you? Its sort of like a large rpg online where you can do real-time interaction with characters, mess around with tropes, and just all-around have a good time. If the 'real world' were to be brought in, no one is really sure how it was coded, and its basically praised as being the ultimate digital engineering project of all time. @jindra: Oh, thank you! Yes, laitome and chaos, please don't claim multiple charges from the same post for the same charge. You aren't even allowed to do that with dedicated charges. @engie: 1000 posts? If you were to finish that up... that'd be worth well over 10 million health due to the power curve, with a good 250000 damage per round, and that's just as a flat entity. @sacred: the hammer is luck-based, each power is associated with a number, and a single action will add a new power (can't be too much more than what's already on though) or remove an old, pathetic one. Current list underneath Q&A. And yes, herobrine's forge is legit. @armoredfury: Would you mind sticking with the flashbangs? I really don't want to have to deal with setup artifacts right now on top of everything else.

@everyone: Okay, I suppose I should specify about rp posts, don't post completely inconsequential things like playing tetris because you are bored, and stuff about underlings that have no real significance to the story counts as well. (herobrine and sacred, I'm looking at you.)

Anyway, sacred, list as of the beginning of the round was: 1: weak attack that damages user, 2: knocks opponent of balance, 3: breaks active shielding, 4: inflicts bleed for 2 rounds, 5: medium electric attack, 6: medium fire attack (inflicts burn for 1 round), 7: heals an ally, 8: medium ice attack (inflicts freeze for 1 round), 9: strong non-elemental attack, 10: strong dark attack that hits 3 enemies.

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Fseftr dives at math and begins grappling with him, telling Samaritan to attack the goombas, Samaritan kills off the rest of the goombas in Side 1. Herobrine begins crafting some anti-projectile buffing for his evility encasement. Jindra impales 3 of the mutant zombies, and smashes them into the ground, killing them. The priestess applies regen to the witch, and the witch throws a splash potion of poison, the explosion of glass kills 6, but undead are immune to poison. Jondanger slams his scythe into the imperious knight, dealing 10000 damage. The drones fire on the godmodder's castle, but something unseen reflects all the shots back, destroying 30 of the drones. The destroyer moves to the far right, suddenly erupting from the ground, smashing hoopa with tail slam before anyone can react. Hoopa is out of health. Jondanger then slams his scythe into the ground, causing an earthquake in the far right, dealing 20000 damage to the lightning cannon and main battle tank.

Right after that, there is a pop, and the Warden teleports himself and all 16 elites into the battle area. The Warden is equipped with the elemental chainaxe, and deals 100000 damage to the Destroyer, force-launching it back into the middle area, suffering from a plethora of debuffs. The elites use banishment and flame burst on the flux demons, destroying all three of them, but one of the tele elites is caught in three of the four flame blasts and is reduced to ash. Wyld activates max acceleration on his suit, and uses all three actions to increase the rate of making the valley. Tabbune continues raining ice shard into the valley, and then, lacking a better target, fires the lightning cannon into it as well. Valley created.

Ichigo sends out commands to the rest of his allies, then force lightnings shiny down to the ground, preventing his next action. cc uses the golden shower to deal 12000 damage to the Destroyer. The squad in the far right moves to man the main battle tank abandoned there, while the one in the middle fires on the Destroyer, dealing 20000 damage, while the machine gunner fires on Ichigo, forcing him to return to block shots, allowing shiny to scramble away instead of being incapacitated for two rounds. Engie begins rushing to side 2... but there is now an extra area in between him and the side area. Sacred adds withering flame to his list of his hammer. Shiny is too busy recovering from ichigo's lightning to do anything useful.

Pillow rushes out into the middle area. Zbse unleashes a massive blast of fire at the mutant mobs, torching 10 of the zombies. Mr. Fish finishes charging up the hyper beam, and Jared asks sacred if there's anything he and Mr. Fish can do. The mutant mobs attack again, the skeletons deal 5000 damage to the priestess, and the zombies deal 2000 to the witch. Ichigo neck lifts shiny into the air, and wyld retrieves the elemental chainaxe and charges across the battlefield, but ichigo flies up and out of the way of the blow, but is forced to drop shiny to pull off the maneuver. Shiny moves to side 1. Engie arrives in the middle of the battlefield just in time for his platofmr to topple over and crush another 4 drones.

Shadow buffs the hammer by removing the weakest attack that can be used by it. Jindra conjures up an acid cloud around the mutant zombies, killing off the last of them. Fseftr continues trying to kill math, who retaliates with a laser barrage from the crimson tech. cc moves to the forge and begins work on a mythril table cannon. Herobrine greets chaos by making him sign a waiver. Jondanger rushes in to protect ichigo and slams hi scythe into wyld, the heat the suit generates trying to counter the damage increases the heat by 15%. The drones attack the main battle tank, dealing 5750 damage. Pillow fires a sentry buster at the main battle tank, but it is intercepted by the imperious knight, which takes 7500 damage.

More forces are summoned on either side, several charges are maxed out (if you have something that charges, you'll want to check on it), and the witch and priestess finish off the undead. The hallway stretches onwards... jindra and zbse can see stairs upwards in an alcove, but the area is covered in spiderwebs...

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 2/5 . vehicles: 3/3. massive cannon: 4/4.

Sniper [AU]: Hp: 6000/6000. Headshot: 3/3 [garrisoned]

Grunt armor x24 [AU]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

The Warden [AU]: Hp: 75000/75000. flame elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000. tele elites x3: Hp: 10000/10000. banish elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000. healer elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000

Captain Armor x2 [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 40000/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Hoopa [AU]: [phase 2: 2/2]

Lightning Cannon [AU]: Hp: 55000/75000. Charge: 2/3

tabbune [AU]

armoredfury [AU]: flashbangs

Valley:

Side 1:

math [TU]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A]. Crimson Tech [A]

fseftr [AU]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Entropic Razor [A]

shiny [AU]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds

Samaritan [AU]: System Integrity: 85% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

creepy dummy [PG]

wyld [AU]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 55%:Elemental Chainaxe [A]

engie [AU]

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 54250/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Imperious Knight [AU]: Hp: 70000/100000

Laitome [N]

goombas x25000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 49. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Drones x113: [TU]: Hp: 2000/2000

The Destroyer [TU]: Hp: 131500/425000. Mega Laser: 5/5. Tail Slam: 2/4. [debuffed to heck and back: 1 round]

jondanger [TU]: Fire Scythe [A]. Resistance Robes [A]

ichigo [TU]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

pillow [TU]: Collector Armor [A]. Biomech drones [A].

Side 2:

goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Far Left:

Sacred’s Castle [TU]: Hp: 250000/250000. Riftgate Nexus: 50000/50000

terror demons x3 [TU]: Hp: 5000/5000

Red Draconians x15 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Blue Draconians x15 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Green Draconians x15 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Black Draconians x15 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Enraged Mr. Fish [TU]: Hp: 100000/100000 Hyperbeam: 3/3

Jared [TU]: Hp: 1/1

Sacred [TU]: damnation hammer [A]

Forge Of War:

Forge: Hp: 30000/30000. Shield: 50000/50000

mech-servants x10 [N]: Hp: 5000/5000

herobrine [N]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 68%

chaoscreeper [N]

Godmodder’s Castle:

Mutant Skeletons x11 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

zbse [TU]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000 [regen: 1 round]

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 16000/30000

jindra [AG]

Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found

edited 2nd Mar '15 8:28:04 PM by pionoplayer

Tome Level Up: 10/15 (Laitome) My goal is to acquire this level up, and then take a squadron out to battle.

Armored Ambulance: 35/50 35,000 HP, High-to-Very-High defense. Mobile. No attack ability. Neutral, though it could be captured for one side or the other, I guess. Any entity (or player, I suppose) can get in to recover HP for every round they spend inside it. It's Bigger on the Inside, so no need to worry about the size of anyone who uses it.

Entities can't take any actions while inside, except to leave. Any attacks directed at anyone inside will hit the ambulance. (Let's just say it looks like an ambulance on the outside, but like a hospital on the inside.)

Lastly, it cannot be directed by anyone inside it, but it can be called and will come to the first person who calls it each round. It can be entered by anyone who is in the same section of the battlefield as it, and when anyone exits, they will be in the same area the ambulance is in when they exit. If all this is too much, drop the max HP first.

I continue digging the Valley Trench Thingy.

Hoopa disappears through a portal, having taken substantial damage. I'll be back in a bit. I think I have something that might be able to help me... Hoopa is preparing to change forms.

After Hoopa's second form takes too much damage, it won't die. It will just pull a Screw This, I'm Outta Here and leave through a portal, not to return to the land of Tv Tropes unless it is properly summoned once again. I don't have any plans to do so, though, as its abilities will be less useful outside of this Civil War.

1 to Laitome from AU, two up for grabs.

edited 3rd Mar '15 4:27:46 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

Ok done with my math. Bid war doc is in my signature and there are some updates. Mostly visual stuff so it is slightly easier to read.

@piono yeah I know thanks for clarifying on the dedicated charges and I fixed the charges to represent that fact. It won't happen again unless I mess up the math on the bid war.

_______________________

Charges:

Laittlecrusier: 27/400

Gear: 20/50

Bid war scores:

TU:2.4

AU:1.6

scoresheet

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Message to Team AU, don't give up your team can win this just tell everyone to give two charges to me. If you don't give any you'll negatively impact your teams score due to the way I handle the scores.

Message to everyone: I believe you can only give me a max of two charges per turn so keep it at two and give the extra one to your team.

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I call O.I. and order for massive advertising blimps to be flown in all over the battlefield. All are displaying the status of the bid war and the message to everyone. The blimps on the far right will display the message to team AU.

2 +1's to CC, 1 +1 for anyone

edited 2nd Mar '15 5:21:17 PM by Laitome

Alice (167/450) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
The One Sin(30/100+ lai, shiny, herobrine, fseftr)^note Twilight Guard, Twilight Counter

@pionoThat just made me question exactly how costly the Delphinus would be if it wasn't limited by the AP system;...

Joy, spidersI'll head up the stairs, while the Witch and Priestess hold the current floor.

3x+1's

edited 3rd Mar '15 3:56:14 AM by JindraAG

=12 / 50= Construct

=8 / 75= Tablessence

=1 / 3= Mythril Table Cannon (Is this a good length for the forge?)

I snipe The Destroyer with an automatic explosive sniper rifle. Said sniper was fired out of a 200-caliber cannon, with precision accuracy. Did I mention the cannon has a tendency to light its bullets, flammable for not ON FIRE!?

x3 +1's to Lait

I then continue signing the waver. Just how long is this thing, anyway?

Favorite food: why is (t)his relevan(t)?

Your current mood: annoyed.

Do you pledge allegiance to Lord Herobrine? No means yes here: salad. i(t)'s no(t) no or yes.

What is 1+1?: 2, window, 11.

edited 2nd Mar '15 9:54:17 PM by Chaoscreeper

RP

I poke my head around the side and ask Chaos if he's done making up answers, as the waver only required his signature to bond him spiritually to the contract.

12/??[jindra] 12/??[jindra]

i do a hail marry toss of the axe back to the warden... or tabbune if that is more feasable. man that thing is going to get changed hands alot isnt it? and I get a visible stance change, a feral combat stance with the tail unwrapped from my stomach, furrling out and swishing side to side as i crouch low to the ground, one hand almost always touching the dirt.

Looks like the infusion took over just after that toss.

finally, This is what what i was born for... She laughs and dares jon to strike with the sythe at her again as rushes at him with impressive speeds considering she isn't using the acceleration suit, and... does a combination of primal punches and kicks, combined with trying to grab a hold of the artifact wielder's equipment... more accurately, trying to TOUCH the equipment.

An APC is spawned in, a captain and his squad mans it and grunts absolutely pour into it, bringing the total number of grunts inside up to twenty, it prepares to roll out into the valley and dig in. The warden retrieves the chain axe and his small army retreats back into the fortress, preparing to arm them selves with the eqipment inside as a high threat strike force. the battle tank in the middle retreats to the valley and digs in bringing the knight with it, firing the main cannon at math, waiting for him to dodge, and then firing the machine gun salvo as he dodges, intercepting his dodge. the tank closest to the fort retreats inside the base for repairs, where the warden gathers a large amount of grunts to the hanger and they all cast healing/repair spells on it. he mutters to himslf "If that axe hadn't had such a punch to it, that worm would be ashes by now"

And then once again the fortress cannon charges up, and takes aim at the destroyer(unless the fort can only do one charge action at a time). The sniper takes aim on jon's head, and prepares to pull the trigger... ready to take an enemy out of the fight.

The two captians without vehicles march their squads up into the valley as infantry support, and begin erecting barriers, digging terenches, and making buildings. they are turning that whole valley into a bunker.

three plus ones, AU.

edited 3rd Mar '15 3:13:44 PM by Wyld

RP

I send a special message to Wyld, "You're not helping you team win the bid war are you? Ya know, that thing that gets you a 400 charge warship and the loyalty of two people."

RP

i reply to the special message with by the time that behemoth gets here, i expect several events would have passed. I had started with my fort quite some time ago, and in that time at least three major events took place, and several minor ones, one of which the godmodder had used me as a catalyst for. long story short: i doubt that any fight could last long enough for your corporation to send you proper equipment befitting their strength, takes a lot of power and time to push past this dimension wall, even for something like engie. even if that fight was a war, especially one with people such as us. They tend to be short in terms of wars, and fairly brutal.

edited 2nd Mar '15 8:11:16 PM by Wyld

Okay! I'm finished! I'm gonna give a bit of open advise to team unity: 1. Don't let the Destroyer die. You can revive that thing, and with its aggressive firepower and meat-shield producing capabilities, it'll be really useful if you can get it back to full strength. 2. Don't let Wyld leave with the elemental chainaxe! That thing is by far the most powerful artifact currently on the battlefield, you saw what it did to the Destroyer, think what'll it'll do for your own war effort.

NP

@wyld: Okay I see your point. Your fortress took 425 charge while my crusier is 400 so on paper it should take about as long, but there is one key difference, the bid war. The main purpose of the bid war was to get the crusier out the door without having to wait for months. With the bid war, I have the charges of almost eveyone in this forum pouring into the crusier giving me an accelerated pace with charging. This means that I can get this out much quicker when compared to you getting the fortress.

In the end I just want to say that there is a chance that this can be done in time.

RP

"Well, I see you point but it is too late to stop the overly aggressive ad campaign."

Edit: According to my calculations, if everyone bids atleast one +1 per turn, and if I leech a few off neutral guys like Jindra and Herobrine, I can have the ship out in atleast 20 turns.

edited 2nd Mar '15 8:48:56 PM by Laitome