I would have a big fucking dragon as a pet.
I still prefer my dragon.
So you're into that sort of thing?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseI would name him Jesus.
I'm not sure what to name my dragon. Any ideas?
Cigar-smoking, female dragon... for some reason I think of the name Nikki.
As tempted as I am to name my dragon Bub, I think I'll just name her (yes, her) Miracle (Mira for short).
As in, Miracle Bubbles.
edited 12th Mar '14 3:57:09 PM by NesClassic
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse AlberiaI'd name mine Jack.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseDirewolves existed in real life.
I know, but while the real dire wolves were somewhat larger than current-wolves and with a heavier build, the fictional direwolves can grow as large as ponies and are fairly intelligent. Plus, if you're a bit magical, you can form a psychic bond with one and enter its mind.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineI think regular DW would grow that big too, but whatever.
I don't think being able to communicate telepathically with my pet sounds appealing.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseWhy Nikki?
edited 12th Mar '14 4:02:02 PM by BiggerBen
Nikki, like nicotine. 'Cause of the cigar.
...I have a punchant for terrible jokes.
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse AlberiaI don't think cigars have nicotine.
And if we're going for puns, how about Ashley?
Clas, did you just create a contributor's page?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseBen, what do cigars have in them?
Ashley is pretty good. How did I not think of it...
I did that over a year ago.
And never got around to adding examples. >.<;;
edited 12th Mar '14 4:09:24 PM by NesClassic
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse AlberiaOkay, because I thought you had a red-link until a few minutes ago, but it must be me.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseTobacco. Why?
edited 12th Mar '14 4:11:00 PM by BiggerBen
And what does all tobacco have in it?
I don't know.
Nicotine.
Let me tell ya.
Nicotine.
Also tar and other carcinogens.
edited 12th Mar '14 4:14:33 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseHuh, you mostly only hear about nicotine in cigarettes.
Anyway, I still prefer Ashley.
A flying capybara that has mantis-looking wings.
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