the look of someone who just had suspension
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Basil passes out from sheer agony)
Attacked by a an X-COM six-man squad
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 2nd 2024 at 3:00:08 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Carmine at the Beach
Marnie is toast yet again.
TNA is attacked by a Baxcalibur that somehow can Mega Evolve.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
He'll need his Floette to stand a chance.
A squad of Exterminators led by a pissed off Lute.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
The First Man
"WHAT THE FUCK?! I /MADE/ YOU!"
Adam would probably win, though it's not guaranteed.
J. Jonah Jameson in the press.
"Call me dickmaster."
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Sett would probably punch in his teeth in, although his reputation would be damaged.
The next avatar’s angry mother.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Dagded Dujardin
He would just blast her with holy light or effortlessly beat her up. For comedy's sake, let's assume he gets his ass whooped.
Nana from Madagascar
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Fennekin
It depends on whether Lara can get a shot in time or not. Being an elderly woman, she'd probably target non-vital body parts, though.
500 angry Pinschers.
Carmine at the Beach
Yeah, I'm toast here.
TNA is attacked by a notorious Saiyan criminal. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Topic Slayer
Digni Ferret sniffs his ankles and maybe bites him.
TNA is attacked by a three-headed monkey.
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
X
She chops off all it's heads before the monkey even appeared.
TNA gets attacked by a 100 headed-hydra.
the look of someone who just had suspension
WHY ME!? WHY!?
(Not gonna be a open casket funeral for Basil)
A M1 Abrams main battle tank. i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
MBTs in the Universal Century are obsolete the moment they go up against a Zaku. Both the Rick Dijeh and Sazabi are leagues ahead of any Zaku in terms of performance. The Abrams' smoothbore cannon probably can't even scratch either suits' Gundarium armor, while they just need to kick the tank over.
Two tons of military-grade explosives planted under their bed.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Carmine at the Beach
Marnie is blown to smithereens.
...a traversable wormhole. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
That one neurodivergent girl
Mikey would not survive
Gelman on a bad day Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
Sett wouldn’t even be fazed, before punching the kid out.
TNA is attacked by Chuck Norris
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
Fennekin
Assuming it's real life!Chuck Norris, it depends on if Chuck Norris can land a hit or not. If he can, Chuck wins. If he can't, Lara can just shoot him in the legs, forcing the actor to forfeit. If it's internet!Chuck Norris, Lara Croft is deader than Deader than Dead.
TNA is attacked by a hungry lion.
the look of someone who just had suspension
Why does this keep happening to me!? SUNNY!! HELP!!!
(Basil fucking dies, yet again. He should REALLY start investing in a concealed carry handgun.)
...by a Cyberdemon.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 3rd 2024 at 12:37:22 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Carmine at the Beach
Yeah, RIP Marnie. She dead within a second.
TNA is attacked by a possessed, floating guitar. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Wow, a guitar that can play by itself! Wonder what tune it's gonna pla- guitar smashes his produce MY CABBAGES!
TNA is chased by a mysterious van.
Edited by TheOther36 on Mar 2nd 2024 at 11:39:52 PM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
He's not so good at this
Just what's the deal? They wanna kidnap me in their van or anything? They picked the wrong princess to kidnap!
Daisy either continue running in the hope of finding something on her way that could help her fight the guys driving the van, or either she stop the van with a powerup nearby, if there is one.
TNA is attacked by a pretty confident Cirno.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Mar 3rd 2024 at 8:59:36 PM
Dagded Dujardin
You bold little fairy wanted to disrupt the peace so bad? Don't blame me for the consequences of your evil.
TNA is attacked by a horde of regular Starmen "Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
SheZow the Pal Tamer
Thankfully SheZow has that laser lipstick and a Grizzbolt.
TNA gets attacked by Skibidi Toilets
(20M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
Carmine at the Beach
Marnie just sends out her Morpeko to use Aura Wheel on them.
TNA is attacked by a bunch of Monster Trucks.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
the look of someone who just had suspension
*crush* ÆUGH *squash* UËGH *splat* ØÜÜÜÜGH
(Poor Basil is flattened or just smeared across the floor. Basil 0, everything else 4.)
...by a Strider. i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
The average mad scientist of the Universal Century would make a hilariously oversized robot and stick a Newtype on the cockpit. Both Amuro and Char have good track record fighting off these things, but being Newtypes themselves, most end up being a tragedy.
The combined period cramps of 100 women beamed straight into TNA's mind.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.