Don't Try It
Asshole pick-pocketed me with his stretchy arms.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
64th Successor
-beat the crap outta them-
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
-is very dead-
No, I wouldn't date him at all, especially after that.
edited 19th Dec '15 8:09:55 AM by InfinityRyujin
need bigger friends
Well a stab to the stomach is not immediately lethal.
But it's still eventually lethal and extremely painful. Not to mention all of your stomach fluids being released and getting mixed in with your other vital stuff, and intestine possibly slipping away depending just how big of a knife we're talkin'.
tl;dr I'm painfully dying so no
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
18's Glomp OF DOOM
I'm dead.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Boisterous woman
Give them my money, there's no way in hell I could stop them.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
....Oh goddamnit.
Divine Burden
Okay Okau O-I said okay ! Here, that's my wallet, my card, my pants and my items of value.
Why would I get mugged by military anyway.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
I would give them my possessions.
18's Glomp OF DOOM
-gives them all my money-
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Don't Try It
"You could've asked!"
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
Aren't you supposed to be on the Light Side of the Force?
"'I will destroy all evil!'''
need bigger friends
I just have one question; Who's your tailor?
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
NO I DIDN'T STEP ON ANY SPIDER, STOP MUGGING ME!
I think we can agree to a deal where I give you everything and I leave without a fatal wound. That would be acceptable, wouldn't it?
...r-right?
Red Like Santa
PINNACLE OF MAN
What can those little kids do to-HURK!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Jer gets all the girls
Uh, yeah, take my money......-snort- I'm...I'm sorry...it's just.....your NOSE, man! ....Gah, j-just take the money and go...pffft...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
-chucks entire wallet to Sans, seeing as I'd rather not get dunked on-
Boisterous woman
(Gives Revan my entire wallet).
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Red Like Santa
You're supposed to fight crime, not commit it! Fucking marines...
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
You bastard! You betrayed God himself!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
I'm Taking You with Me, bastard...
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
NOBODY MUGS ALUCARD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
-Pounces on mugger and rips them to shreds-
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
What, seriously? Kid, you're, like...twelve. Go home.
(She looks twelve maybe, that would be my initial reaction)
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.