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Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#1: Feb 5th 2014 at 10:53:38 AM

stabs you in the abdomen with a dirty shiv, perforates your stomach, and leaves you to slowly succumb to blood loss while bile and hydrochloric acid seeps out and chews and poisons the surrounding tissues.

Would you still date it?

War is God.
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#2: Feb 5th 2014 at 10:54:03 AM

\*is dead*

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#3: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:47:26 AM

Oh, definitely. Zoidberg's too charming not to date, period.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#4: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:48:12 AM

Nope.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#5: Feb 6th 2014 at 9:08:25 AM

Prometheus, you've already made your poiO UGBE Yer opa e

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
MobileLeprechaun In Perpetual Finality from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#7: Mar 8th 2014 at 9:00:07 AM

I'm monogamous, so no.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#8: Mar 10th 2014 at 3:36:20 AM

Sir, it's for your best interest that you stop. I have a heavy bag with me and I'm not afraid to use it.

grah
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#9: Mar 10th 2014 at 9:48:18 PM

Just let it eat me and get it over with.

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#11: Apr 9th 2014 at 6:12:23 PM

Come back here! I'm not finished yet!

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#13: Apr 10th 2014 at 4:29:57 AM

Madoka? Mug anyone?

...I'd send her home in tears at the very thought of what she was about to do.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#14: Nov 28th 2015 at 4:24:45 AM

Dr. Fossil: Urrgh... Somebody, help me!... In a world where dinosaurs rule, this wouldn't have happened!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Bolded1 Divine Burden from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Divine Burden
#15: Nov 28th 2015 at 8:14:37 AM

HO GOD A HYENA

Wait, they eat corpses, I just gotta avoid deading so huh, you can take everything.

edited 28th Nov '15 8:15:04 AM by Bolded1

Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Worry
#16: Nov 28th 2015 at 8:19:05 AM

Oh fuck its Madara! Here take everything, just don't kill me!

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#17: Nov 28th 2015 at 8:20:29 AM

Zig: Worse things happened to me, anyway. Oh, and a human's skeleton falls easily to a hyena bite!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#18: Nov 28th 2015 at 4:04:02 PM

I can take him.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#19: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:15:52 PM

Why would they mug me? Either way, i'm dead.

"We be we baby!"
Savaget1337 64th Successor (Don’t ask)
64th Successor
#20: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:21:56 PM

Just take what you want. Please don't punch me.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#21: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:22:29 PM

[up]

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#23: Nov 28th 2015 at 5:55:47 PM

...Yeah, there are a lot more of you than me. Go ahead.

Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#24: Nov 28th 2015 at 6:11:34 PM

I would pull out one of my knives or one of my swords if I was carrying one and prepare to duel against my assailant.

MicoolTNT Shadow of Legends from 'straya, m8 Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Shadow of Legends
#25: Dec 18th 2015 at 7:34:35 PM

...oh, fuck all kinds of duck.

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

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