ITT: Above avatar is your Mother/Father

I guess that means im not actually completely piss poor ?

...

Well, that explains it.

I think I'll stay with my adoptive parents, thanks.

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Also, put on some clothes.

Can't you lighten up a bit, dad?

Learning piracy-related and mechanical skills from a young age is very useful, actually. I'm probably going to be in future sequels, too, maybe as The Rival! Actually a ewe.

edited 28th Apr '17 6:15:11 AM by TheGreatUnknown

My dad's a mobster sheep? Does that mean...

My dad is wearing a weird outfit...

ok

Great, I'm half-gorilla now. Shaving is already hard enough without this revelation!

First off, how? Second, have you ever considered, like, quitting this whole supervillain business, dad? You just know that Mario's gonna win every time.

So my mother can time travel ?

That's cool i guess.

Now I'm wondering where my preference for cold weather came from...

No wonder I'm weird...

My mom's a pirate genie lady.

Huh.

Wait, who the hey is my dad?

So I'm a Crystal Gem? I can live with that XD

Wow. Never knew my read dad looked so edgy. No wonder I hate edginess.

Guess this means I have to shave more often...

Hey, at least I'll inherit an empire of evil when he dies!

My dad still looks like an asshole.

This explains a lot, birth mom.

Gonna ditch ya now.

@ Potato Gladys also counts, so it'll be both Glados n Wheatley

I guess I'm raised to talk a lot, maybe I'll gain a fondness for murdering people or puzzles too.

No, not Zamasu! NOOOOO!

Well that explains why i am so toxic.

edited 14th May '17 12:23:15 PM by inkoalawetrust

What the fuck even am I?

Well, he needs a better mood.

Mom? why do you have a gun?

So I guess I'm part-burlap now? Could be worse.