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Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#1476: May 8th 2016 at 7:34:01 AM

But aren't you supposed to be a priest?

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Victor_Skye Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi from The Imperium of Man, the million worlds. Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Hot-blooded Catholic Space Nazi
#1477: May 8th 2016 at 7:59:13 AM

How the hell did you bang enough women to make an army of sons?

"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#1478: May 8th 2016 at 8:03:56 AM

I'm scared.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#1481: May 8th 2016 at 9:23:46 AM

I'm fine with this.

Something something Arena.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#1482: May 9th 2016 at 10:59:36 AM

I don't even know...

Now known as Cyber Controller
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1484: May 10th 2016 at 6:01:08 AM

YES! This pleases me very much, heh heh heh! How may I assist with your EEEEVIL today, father?

edited 10th May '16 6:02:40 AM by DrNoPuma

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
powerpuffbats Goddess of Nature Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Goddess of Nature
#1485: May 10th 2016 at 6:15:57 AM

But I like Sonic more than you, father!

You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#1486: Jun 26th 2016 at 3:22:52 AM

Sorry, new accounts cannot post external links.

edited 26th Jun '16 3:23:46 AM by inkoalawetrust

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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#1488: Jun 26th 2016 at 5:48:10 AM

...So you're telling me that my whole childhood was a life, and that Vegeta is my true biological father? Yep, perfectly reasonable explanation.

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1489: Jun 26th 2016 at 6:04:34 AM

I am the world's least hairy wolf? What's going on here.

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#1490: Jun 26th 2016 at 7:19:44 AM

But shouldn't I have superpow- *stretch* Yup, here they are.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#1491: Jun 26th 2016 at 9:39:06 AM

Well, how can a Hyena and Crab produce offspring? I hope that I don't get beaten up by Sharko, though.

Now known as Cyber Controller
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#1492: Jun 26th 2016 at 12:07:04 PM

I have a triangle thing as my dad ? Great !

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#1493: Jul 7th 2016 at 5:52:57 AM

i dont know how bumping works but i hope this thread is at the recent activity because of this post

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Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
#1495: Jul 7th 2016 at 7:20:24 AM

Well, now I know why my dad specifically said that it wasn't his fault my mom was dead.

''Annihilate everything.''
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#1496: Jul 7th 2016 at 11:08:07 AM

I see.

Kind of awful, how did I end up at my adoptive family?

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Desperate
#1497: Jul 7th 2016 at 11:11:38 AM

i guess im reptillian

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MightyG 89 years old!? from TG University Hospital Since: Mar, 2016 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
89 years old!?
#1498: Jul 7th 2016 at 3:59:16 PM

OK...

Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#1499: Jul 7th 2016 at 4:02:41 PM

How can a sword have a kid?

Now known as Cyber Controller
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#1500: Jul 7th 2016 at 4:44:43 PM

Dad, you're kinda of a dick.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

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