The World's Least Powerful Man
The World's Least Powerful Man
Yesterday, I invited a man with no face into my house. Today, I looked in the mirror and couldn't see anything.
(How's this?)
My AO3. Results may vary
The only way Twentington could save the world from a zombie infestation was by writing a two-sentence horror story. However, Twentington had neither experience nor interest in horror of any kind.
edited 5th Aug '15 3:12:41 PM by Bloodsquirrel
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The Mod with the Migraine
"What will you sacrifice, to gain the favor of the Old Gods?" the priest asked. Without looking at each other, the couple standing before him let go of each others hands.
That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
"He smiled with far too many teeth for his mouth. Ah well, a freelance dentist's job is never done."
My attempt.
The assistant pathologist opened the heavy doors to the dark morgue and flicked on the lights. “Huh, that’s funny, I thought there were supposed to be four today…”
Born Blue
In the autumn dawn, I see it, feasting in the tanning trees. In the autumn dusk, it shall fall and feast on me.
What is this enchantment that falls on me, like a satin web of sound? If this is water, I do believe I will drown.
Such a fine course of hair, and these marvelous dipping lines, I truly love the feel of your neck. So sticky, so wet, oh if only my eyes could see!
How am I typing this sentence? Last I recall, I heard the door crack while I lay in bed, pretending to sleep.
(Very new to this...so sorry it isn't that good)
edited 12th Aug '15 1:07:41 PM by ShadeofAnanke
Perpetual cognitive dissonance resolved through science, culture, and gallows humor. Music
My blood is tasty. What do you think?
Your bill is three months past due. We're cutting your internet service.
Your car runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere. So why's the engine still running?
That zit on your arm tickles, so you pop it. Now those baby spiders tickle.
edited 13th Aug '15 11:40:07 PM by DeusDenuo
that guy
"everyone's dead except me, it's starting to get lonely, i wish i hadn't killed all of them" (ok i guess that one was only one)
this is my signature, there are many like it, but this one is a ripoff of something else
I'm Ruthless.
The blade pierced both hearts with with the softness of a piece of cotton. Then, the swordsman raised the blade.
Blood,exposed bones, tears, how weak are they to be affected by....What is this brown thing coming out of her throat!?
edited 1st Sep '15 6:43:13 PM by MeetTheNewBoss
You claim that God is opressing us, but I see you opressing others without needing a God.
Anti-conformism through conformity
I'll probably tinker with this tomorrow but until then here's a first draft.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Relax. It only hurts forever.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
My best friend told me that someone stole her house. The people in the house told me that she's been dead for seventy-two years.
(Is this better?)
My AO3. Results may vary
Not as evil as she looks
Ooh, I wanna try at this. I've never made a two-sentence horror story before, but I'll give it a shot!
I found it strange that my mother was woke me and my little brother up early this morning just to hug us and say that she was going somewhere. You can imagine my reaction when a police officer showed up at the front door later that day to tell us that she had been killed in a car accident last night.
I have no idea what I'm doing. At all.
The Exia is my waifu
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
Seen in the profile picture: the Gundam Flauros Rebake Full City, piloted by McGillis Itsuka, captain of the Turbines
Honey Bear
I remember doing these.
Jill and her daughter made a lovely fire. Jack was warm all night.
I laid on the bed, covered by a blanket, head to toe. The monster under the bed still got me.
My best attempt at Cosmic Horror Story 
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edited 11th Jan '16 11:58:05 PM by Millership
Spiral out, keep going.
PAINKILLER
The countdown started. We started it too late.
They will always catch the wrong person for the murder. The killer never existed.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Some related to my villains;