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KesagakeBoy from Checotah, Oklahoma Since: Mar, 2013
#1: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:24:30 PM

Simple enough, just replace the word heart in an any phrase with the word butt, for example, heart burn becomes butt burn.

Well in 1941 a happy father had a son . . .
MGCorey Ready to rock! from Ohio Since: Nov, 2013
Ready to rock!
#2: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:26:52 PM

You're a buttbreaker Dream maker, love taker Don't you mess around with me!

-Modified "Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar

Signature?...Yeah, I got nothin'.
resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#4: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:44:49 PM

Don't turn around, cuz you're gonna see my butt breaking.

kylerthatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#5: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:45:06 PM

Believe in the butt of the cards!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#6: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:46:53 PM

Owner of a lonely butt [is] much better than a owner of a broken butt.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#7: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:48:15 PM

"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's butt I stab at thee!"

-Captain Ahab, Moby Dick

Fear is a superpower.
MGCorey Ready to rock! from Ohio Since: Nov, 2013
Ready to rock!
#8: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:48:22 PM

Shot through the butt, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!

Signature?...Yeah, I got nothin'.
kylerthatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#9: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:49:00 PM

Our first kiss will always hold a place in my butt. Technically butts...As a merman, I have, like, 17 butts. Horrifying but true!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#10: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:49:52 PM

I don't want to set the world on fire; I just want to start a flame in your butt.

KesagakeBoy from Checotah, Oklahoma Since: Mar, 2013
#11: Nov 29th 2013 at 3:50:13 PM

To win takes butt and determination!

[up][up]Gravity Falls references are always welcome.[tup]

edited 29th Nov '13 3:50:32 PM by KesagakeBoy

Well in 1941 a happy father had a son . . .
Irene (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#12: Nov 29th 2013 at 4:25:40 PM

Open your butt and it will be alright~

(Open Your Heart, Sonic Adventure)

KesagakeBoy from Checotah, Oklahoma Since: Mar, 2013
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#16: Nov 29th 2013 at 5:28:31 PM

"And what happened then...?

Well...in Who-ville they say

That the Grinch's small butt

Grew three sizes that day!"

Holy shit. What have I done? [lol][lol][lol]

I don’t even know anymore.
KesagakeBoy from Checotah, Oklahoma Since: Mar, 2013
TAPETRVE from The city of Vlurxtrznbnaxl Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
#18: Nov 29th 2013 at 5:55:59 PM

I Butt Huckabees!

edited 29th Nov '13 6:00:16 PM by TAPETRVE

Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#19: Nov 29th 2013 at 5:56:33 PM

Total eclipse of the butt

Oh really when?
TAPETRVE from The city of Vlurxtrznbnaxl Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
#21: Nov 29th 2013 at 6:00:31 PM

And of course Grandmother Willow's song:

Que Que Fart-o-ra,
You will understand.

Listen with your butt,
You will understand.

Let wind break upon you
Like poo upon the sand.

Listen with your butt,
You will understand.

edited 29th Nov '13 6:00:59 PM by TAPETRVE

Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
KesagakeBoy from Checotah, Oklahoma Since: Mar, 2013
#23: Nov 29th 2013 at 6:07:48 PM

The main enemies in Kingdom Hearts are the Buttless.

Well in 1941 a happy father had a son . . .
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#24: Nov 29th 2013 at 6:52:10 PM

Let my love open the door to your butt.

This is so puerile it's hilarious.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#25: Nov 29th 2013 at 7:05:30 PM

... 'cause I've got faith of the butt/I'm going where my butt will take me...

("Going Where My Heart Will Take Me", Russell Watson)

Fear is a superpower.

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