Electric Heart
"It ripped apart your favorite book in its death throes."
Maid of Time
Also, you're adopted.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
"And then it just pissed all over the floor while it was at it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Oh, and your girlfriend left you for an Evil Overlord.
Wicked Flight
And within days the Evil Overlord murdered her.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
I am a typical pony
We then found out she was pregnant with your unborn son, and she left because of what you said of being too young to be a parent when she threw you the hypothetical.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
However, your unborn son's soul has been transferred into a machine,
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
dork on dork violence
A dishwasher, to be exact.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
That dishwasher was dropped...
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Also, your parents are dead. However, since you lack a butler, you can't be Batman.
Don't mock the shocker
Your best friend accidentally killed himself with a washing machine.
Sing the song of sixpence that goes burn the witch, we know where you live
It was your washing machine.
i just want to sell out my funeral
I am a typical pony
The one your grandma gave you.
Also she died.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Don't mock the shocker
Because your grandpa killed her.
Sing the song of sixpence that goes burn the witch, we know where you live
Maid of Time
Right before shooting himself in the face.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Ten seconds before
And everyone blames you for it.
edited 11th Sep '13 2:58:45 PM by Gamebreaking
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
And the lynch mob outside is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
ಠ_ಠ
And they're all wearing 90s fashion.
ಠ_ಠ
...and listening to terribad Eurodance music.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
And its RUNNING IN THE 90s!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
They're not just listening to it. They're blasting it at full volume outside your house, 24/7.
i just want to sell out my funeral
ಠ_ಠ
And they're flailing around like rock lobsters!
ಠ_ಠ
And the Rock Lobsters have laser beams attached the there head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
And are homophobic!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Okay so this is how this game works.
I will post one bit of the story, and we have to keep on making it more tragic until bout 50 posts, then we reset.
Okay so i will start.
"Bad news, your dog is dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg