-looks at the wall-

Hmm...

-turns to the others-

Any ideas?

SHOOT THE HELL OUT OF IT WITH A MISSILE

That might be a bit difficult. It says it has an "explosion proof philosophy", whatever that means.

edited 2nd Sep '13 11:42:57 PM by BiggerBen

My philosophy is explosion proof. If it explodes, it's proof!

That's not really how philosophies work, but I guess you are what you are.

By the way, would you happen to have a jetpack on hand?

Jetpack? Sure. My cousin in Topeka has one... it's going to take 2 weeks to get it here though.

I don't think we have time for that. Has anyone here just tried climbing over the thing?

...

...uh...

honestly never crossed my mind

Well I guess you know what to do here.

-steps on wall and grabs areas, then suddenly fingers and toes are cut off-

WHAAAAAT

Yeah, I kinda forgot to mention the razor-sharp blades nailed the fence.

Can we kick it down?

I think the wall's a bit heavy for that.

~*begins ancient ritual to summon The Kool-Aid Man*~

Hmm...

Maybe if we pee on it long enough, it will corrode due to the acids.

We may need bigger. Much bigger.

edited 3rd Sep '13 1:27:03 AM by Landorkus

Trust me, I always use this method when trying to get over walls. It is fool-proof.

~*continues ritual*~

Proof that this is foolish, maybe.

Don't you fret Gents, There is no wall that has ever been able to stop my people. If it must be crossed I will cross it! I shall jump over it no matter how big it stands before me! It is in my genes!

I am a woman.

~*is still doing the ritual after several hours*~

Diarrhoea super speed!

Would anybody here happen to have one of those cartoon-style bombs?

Maybe we can just tell the wall to let us through?

Okay, try asking it.

Let's try getting a linebacker to run through it.