Petition to Ban the Internet

From the blog: "My name is snaisy, and yesterday I logged on to the internet for the first time.

This filth must be banned.

That is all."

What has she/he seen that led to start the petition?

edited 7th Aug '13 8:11:14 PM by Quag15

Tubgirl...?

PORN.

Speaking of which, I should sign it as Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q.

I don’t even know anymore.

The Kittens page.

Or 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I don’t even know anymore.

The Offended page.

My collection of things

TV Tropes.

Back on topic, if the internet were banned, the porn stshop and theatres would come back and I'd rather keep porn confined on the Internet than in public.

Wait, we're discussing the implications if it happened?

...Complete economic ruin.

Civil and international wars.

The rise of Cthulhu.

Billions of files and documents would not be readily accessible.

"e-mail" would be sending memory sticks or hard drives per mail.

Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.

Cats and dogs living together.

I like to keep my audience riveted.

The airspace would be infested with airborne swine! Planes can't get anywhere!

Just the way the MAFIAA like it.

Join my forum game!

I have a short attention span and will forget about this, so if the petition is upheld and goes through would someone be kind enough to let me know so that I can download the Net before it is banned? Thanks in advance!

Devypu's~ Big Pony :3

If the internet was banned, tumblr would become a bunch of people sending trained pigeons with pictures to everyone else.

Imagine. Pigeons.

A pigeon raps on your window in the middle of the night. Is it a funny pic? A text post? Not a chain letter or guilt trip, you hope. Eagerly, you open the window and unroll the message. You frown at the three words on the paper.

Check your privilege.

Stupid doomed timeline...

TV Tropes would probably turn into a book series.

Oh, gee-wizz! My first day on the internet and I won a free iPad! All I have to do is download this toolbar and

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)

"I'm Jesus Christ, also known as your mom, and I approve this message".

True.

Ozbourne, that was brilliant. (psst, no-one saw me spell the name wrong, alright?)

edited 8th Aug '13 2:12:10 PM by TamH70

Five bucks the founder of the petition got contacted by a certain African nobleman.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.