Kill Yourself in 25 Posts: The Reboot

Hello, and welcome to Kill Yourself in 25 Posts. This was a sort-of popular game a while back, but due to certain circumstances, the threads the game belonged to were locked. This is a reboot of the game with the same basic formula.

RULES:

• This game is merely hypothetical. Do not actually kill yourself in real life; we all love you very much. This thread does not condone real life suicide.
• There needs to be a minimum 2 post buffer between your posts, meaning 2 other people need to post before you can post again. If you post a bunch in a block, or only have a single other post between 2 of yours, edit the latter back to number 1 and start again.
• You can take damage however you please between the 25 posts, but self-termination must occur on the 25th post - no more, no less.
• If someone hits post 25 before you, it's game over - everyone starts again.

The basic formula of the posts is something like this:

• 1: Gets up and brushes teeth
• other post
• other post
• 2: Step on a thumb-tack

And so on until someone hits 25 posts. BEGIN!

Thread Caualties

Tatsumar

Ramuf

Earl of Sandvich

Brahian1

1: Wakes up and walks to the bathroom

edited 22nd Jan '15 1:52:13 AM by MrMallard

1: Wakes up, and heads outside.

1. Get up in the morning smelling like P. Diddy

1. Heading out the door I'm going to hit this city.

2. Combo break this song

2. Head to school thinking I'm all that.

2: Opens cupboard and pulls out cotton balls

3: Trip's on rock, get's headache.

3. Join the wrestling team even though I'm just a twig.

3: makes a bunny-ears headband

1. Wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across my head.

4: Become Kenshiro

4: Puts the bunny headband on and prances outside

4. Totally pick a fight with the big guy. I can take this wimp.

5:Become Bang Shishigami.

5: Runs in front of a car and breaks his arm

5. Get my ass beat in front of the other kids. Immediately quit the wrestling team while trying to fix my bruised ego.

6: Unbecome Bang

6: Crawls off the road with his good arm and finds a stick

6. Take a test in science class. Time to show off my smarts.

7: Hope I'm not 25

2. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup.

7. Boom boom fight da powah!

7: uses the stick to amputate the broken limb

Wait, I'm sorry. Does the death happen on this post or when the poster reaches 25 steps? Thanks.

1. I wake up and sigh. Grudgingly, I prepare breakfast.

edited 21st Jul '13 6:18:32 AM by MikuruFan