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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#26: Jun 14th 2013 at 2:36:20 PM

It's got a kill/capture order.

Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
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#27: Jun 14th 2013 at 2:51:46 PM

And poisoning is out of the question? Because death by lactose intolerance is pretty hilarious.

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MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#28: Jun 14th 2013 at 2:52:26 PM

They can smell it ya know, it won't interest them.

joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
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#29: Jun 14th 2013 at 5:28:12 PM

Mouse got into our house, so I pulled out my sword...

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#30: Jun 14th 2013 at 5:32:57 PM

I mean, it was the only rational thing to do.

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Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#31: Jun 14th 2013 at 5:33:41 PM

Peanut butter's a good lure, if you have that.

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Fulcanelli Little Laguz Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Less than three
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#32: Jun 14th 2013 at 5:35:08 PM

I once had a rather crafty mouse who could lick the peanut butter off of a trap without setting it off. If he can manage that, I'd say the little guy deserves the snack.

I still didn't want the guy in my house, but it was impressive at least.

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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#33: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:12:19 AM

Learn to live and let live people.

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#34: Jun 15th 2013 at 2:00:48 AM

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#35: Jun 15th 2013 at 7:14:49 AM

Damn it, I was about to suggest that.

Alma The Harbinger of Strange from Coruscant Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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#36: Jun 15th 2013 at 9:33:49 AM

[up][up] I suggested that as an appropriate retaliation for a spider, but mice are kind of cute... I like mice. Although, slightly less so since I watched this program on TV tonight about how mice caused an epidemic of a new strain of hantavirus in a Navajo community in the US.

I'M SORRY THAT PROBABLY JUST MADE YOUR MOUSE PREDICAMENT WORSE.

edited 15th Jun '13 9:34:08 AM by Alma

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